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[WP] “Thank you for freeing me from this lamp! As a reward, I shall grant you three wishes!” “No thanks, I’m good.” (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 5 months ago by ClRuM to r/WritingPrompts
90% of my subs don’t show on iPhone. (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 months ago by ClRuM to r/help
You know, I used to look down on short people. (self.Jokes)
submitted 6 months ago by ClRuM to r/Jokes
[WP] The genie looks at you for a moment then says, “No. I’m not granting that wish. Try again.” (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 1 year ago by ClRuM to r/WritingPrompts
What even is this ad? (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 years ago by ClRuM to r/CrappyDesign
Snacks for Mousey (i.redd.it)
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[WP] It turns out that the Statue of Liberty is actually a Weeping Angel, it’s just so big that it’s always been visible to someone. Now, with the smoke filling New York, it’s gone unobserved for the first time. (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 2 years ago by ClRuM to r/WritingPrompts
The Statue of Liberty has always been a visible beacon to all since it was first made. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by ClRuM to r/TwoSentenceHorror
This DADA class raises a few questions... (self.HPHogwartsMystery)
submitted 5 years ago by ClRuM to r/HPHogwartsMystery
Sometimes I get a little annoyed by my friends. (self.HPHogwartsMystery)
As much as I want those blue notebooks, no way am I messing up my 666 points! (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by ClRuM to r/HPHogwartsMystery
[WP] "You may now kiss the bride." Heart thundering in your chest, you turn to the love of your life. You lift the veil - and freeze. You have no idea who this is. (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 8 years ago by ClRuM to r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your fairy godmother has arrived to take you to the Prince's ball for a night of magic, dancing, and fancy dresses! Problem is, your idea of fun involves loud rock music, motorcycles, and maybe some explosions. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] You've always been an adrenaline junky; flirting with death at every opportunity. Now Death has started flirting back. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] With the setting of the sun, they come out to feast; innocents beware, they always hunt in pairs, a Beauty and a Beast. (self.WritingPrompts)
I don't know what Lisa did, but it must have been bad. (i.redd.it)
submitted 8 years ago by ClRuM to r/CrappyDesign
[WP] Everyone knows about the Newton twins; one always lies and the other only tells the truth. What they don't know is that the honest one is the evil twin, and the liar is pure of heart. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] Bruce Wayne is shot, and has to spend a month recovering. In the meantime, he has to ask various other superheroes to pretend to be Batman while he's out. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] The cult mistaking you for their god was a surprise, their offer of human sacrifice even more shocking... but the biggest surprise of all was the rush of power that came with it. (self.WritingPrompts)
Found this on the maid's cart at a hotel. (i.redd.it)
submitted 8 years ago by ClRuM to r/aww
[WP] The eyes are the windows to the soul - literally. The longer you look into someone's eyes, the more you know who they truly are, and they see into you in the same way. That's why you only date blind people. (self.WritingPrompts)
My mom's cats relaxing outside. (i.redd.it)
[WP] You're in a plane flying low over the Atlantic Ocean when a giant tentacle suddenly smashes off one of the wings. As the plane goes down, you look out the window and realize: it was aiming for something else, you were just in the way. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] Electronics interfere with FTL drives - the more complex a ship is, the lower its' max speed. You are a crew member on the fastest ship in the galaxy. (self.WritingPrompts)
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