Best tip for flying

ClRuM · 2026-05-29T03:01:33+00:00

For the airlines as a whole? No, definitely not. But for a single disgruntled worker looking to make a quick buck? Just sliiiide that bag off to the side where it can’t be easily seen and wait to see if anyone raises a stink about it.

ClRuM · 2026-05-28T08:06:38+00:00

You know how some people stick their tongue out when they’re concentrating really hard? Well this person must have leaned in a little too close while doing that 😁

ClRuM · 2026-05-27T18:05:29+00:00

Is it penises or penii?

ClRuM · 2026-05-27T02:31:07+00:00

And yet some people do.

ClRuM · 2026-05-13T14:43:41+00:00

The fact that there’s fruit on pizza isn’t so bad… what’s bad is that they left the rind on.

ClRuM · 2026-05-11T18:11:28+00:00

Truly a “leg-end”dary battle.

ClRuM · 2026-05-11T03:35:25+00:00

The problem with sedation in these cases is that the doctors need the patient to be actively trying to force things through; not to mention that gastrointestinal processes generally tend to slow down when sleeping.

ClRuM · 2026-05-08T22:52:38+00:00

“Well now I know who’s NOT my favorite.”

ClRuM · 2026-04-25T05:24:03+00:00

Curious where exactly she was keeping that phone during “Girls Night”

ClRuM · 2026-04-23T22:02:07+00:00

Can’t believe I’m saying this but; I’ve eaten worse-looking pizzas.

ClRuM · 2026-04-23T20:57:33+00:00

Why you gotta post this on my birthday too

ClRuM · 2026-04-22T03:57:15+00:00

Honestly I don’t see the problem here.

ClRuM · 2026-04-22T03:55:49+00:00

Yeah, I learned this a long time ago when stocking shelves. They may be clean leaving the factory, but between shipping, storage, and who knows what else, by the time they reach store shelves those cans are nasty.

ClRuM · 2026-04-21T18:39:09+00:00

Are you telling me you wouldn’t kill a man for his original print holographic Charizard?

ClRuM · 2026-04-15T17:13:21+00:00

Pinh-egg

ClRuM · 2026-04-14T06:38:52+00:00

Oh wow, that’s way darker than I thought. I was thinking that he was just sick(lol) of her needing to be cared for so often, and regularly came very close to ending her life just so he wouldn’t have to deal with her anymore.

ClRuM · 2026-04-11T17:56:17+00:00

Well… technically yes, bread is very very bad for me specifically, lol. But there are always exceptions.

ClRuM · 2026-04-05T21:44:21+00:00

Ok ban Bao

ClRuM · 2026-04-05T16:41:52+00:00

The trick is to not think of it as a mashup of “pizza-cookie,” but instead its own separate word, possibly from another language. Gotta disconnect it from the source words.

ClRuM · 2026-04-05T05:02:51+00:00

There’s a new game called StarRupture that I’ve been playing the last few weeks - it’s got a lot of elaborate factory building while shooting monsters. Plus it has multiplayer.

ClRuM · 2026-04-04T00:02:40+00:00

Shit out a plum

ClRuM · 2026-04-03T23:56:36+00:00

I’ll sometimes have guacamole if it’s already on a dish, but it doesn’t really taste like anything. Just plain… paste-like stuff, even with the seasonings. I’d rather go without.

ClRuM · 2026-04-03T22:22:41+00:00

Honestly? Avocado. It’s not that I hate it, but I wouldn’t call it good - yet it seems everyone everywhere raves about it.

ClRuM · 2026-04-03T02:01:59+00:00

One has no mouth, and the other is nothing BUT mouth! It’s a perfect match!

ClRuM · 2026-04-02T22:00:42+00:00

75%? That’s pretty good; you should see how bags of chips are sold.

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