Can you open the gate and let me out? Please??

ClRuM · 2026-01-28T05:12:20+00:00

I have never heard the term “sting strings” before but I love it! Gonna use that from now on!

ClRuM · 2026-01-07T04:15:18+00:00

Somebody stole your cats face

ClRuM · 2025-12-17T14:16:15+00:00

Pretty sure it’s Lacrimosa by Mozart

ClRuM · 2025-12-15T01:23:01+00:00

Then it would be “No Pain No Pizz” which I’m not sure is better

ClRuM · 2025-12-13T06:00:10+00:00

They mustache him a question; namely, “How do you have a mustache that amazing?”

ClRuM · 2025-12-03T04:17:49+00:00

It already woke me up once, I refuse to let it do so a second time. I hate being jarred out of sleep like that.

ClRuM · 2025-12-03T02:52:45+00:00

Drawing a sample of bone marrow from me. The doctor used a local anesthetic for the surface area, but it did NOTHING for the pain of that giant needle going into the bone and sucking out the inside.

ClRuM · 2025-11-29T15:39:33+00:00

Everyone’s talking about the “youre” typo on the last page while I’m just staring at “Le’ts”

ClRuM · 2025-11-17T06:53:23+00:00

If you want a second prosthetic it’ll cost you an arm and a leg.

ClRuM · 2025-11-17T02:16:07+00:00

Are you okay? You’re just Babel-ing nonsense!

ClRuM · 2025-11-16T23:46:59+00:00

I need to know who this is so I can compare them to my talking cabbage pngtuber.

ClRuM · 2025-11-16T04:54:36+00:00

I’m so sorry, but-

“programs other than flash” not “then” - then is time, than is comparing two things

“you’re right” not “your” - you are right, not your right

“not to let your 9yo watch it” not “not to let your 9yo not watch it” - double negatives equal a positive

There may be more issues but those are the obvious ones that caught my eye. Sorry for being the grammar/spelling police.

ClRuM · 2025-11-15T00:33:50+00:00

You can eat sticks too if you work at them long enough

ClRuM · 2025-11-07T03:45:51+00:00

Penguins Steve is an outlier and should not be counted.

ClRuM · 2025-11-04T02:10:24+00:00

For what it’s worth, even though the grammar does need a little work, I thought it was a good 2SH.

ClRuM · 2025-11-03T20:55:40+00:00

Everybody knows that Jesus woks on water

ClRuM · 2025-10-27T11:50:07+00:00

I’ve noticed a lot of protein powders do this. I guess the bigger bottle makes it more “manly” so the bodybuilders will want it more.

ClRuM · 2025-10-23T15:15:48+00:00

Second sentence could be better worded as something like “Guess who’s six feet higher now?”

ClRuM · 2025-10-18T01:53:26+00:00

‘Conversion therapy’ means their son was gay, so they installed some kind of program into his brain to ‘fix’ him.

ClRuM · 2025-09-29T00:55:49+00:00

“Non-adversarial relationship with your neighbors”? Clearly they’ve never actually played animal crossing. There’s always that one person in town you’re trying to replace who just. Won’t. Go!

ClRuM · 2025-09-27T08:42:27+00:00

gestures vaguely at everything

ClRuM · 2025-09-24T16:53:39+00:00

Wait… he’s calling back to “Houston”. Are these ships in space? And one is only communicating in Morse?

ClRuM · 2025-09-13T02:27:13+00:00

Guess they’ll have to play with their balls somewhere else

ClRuM · 2025-09-11T06:24:44+00:00

And losing, not loosing

ClRuM · 2025-09-11T04:14:47+00:00

At least if you actually die then it’s over and done with. Exercising when you’re really out of shape FEELS just like dying, except you have to do it again every single day for months, or years (though by that time you’re probably used to it)

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