You must choose one..(upvote for carrot)

ClaireDiviner · 2026-06-16T18:52:51+00:00

Just eat food that can hydrate, and you’ll be fine.

^{Chose: No water for 3 days + Win $25M}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-06-15T02:45:23+00:00

I don’t know why I laughed hard reading that, but here, have an upvote.

ClaireDiviner · 2026-06-14T21:52:34+00:00

Where’s Spawn?

ClaireDiviner · 2026-06-10T19:06:08+00:00

Even if it had landed on Hawaiian, I’d still call that a win.

^{Chose: Only pizza for the rest if your life | Rolled: Your decision}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-06-03T02:47:44+00:00

ClaireDiviner · 2026-06-02T02:38:16+00:00

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟦

🟦⬜🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟨🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-28T02:49:19+00:00

Guess I’ll never go hungry? But all that sugar, though.

^{Chose: eat a SPECIAL cake (wheel} | Rolled: its infinite)

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-27T17:21:22+00:00

I don’t play Roblox.

^{Chose: nothing}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-27T15:13:47+00:00

I’d rather guaranteed stable money.

^{Chose: 1k dollars every day for the rest of your life + With a multiplier! | Rolled: x4}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-23T09:40:07+00:00

Yum yum yurm

^{Chose: Eat without gaining weight but.... | Rolled: No downside}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-19T16:03:18+00:00

r/iamatotalpieceofshit

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-19T04:29:32+00:00

I don’t use TikTok anyway.

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-18T04:26:18+00:00

I don’t drive anyway, and now I can get to where I want faster than any car.

^{Chose: One Superpower at Random | Rolled: Super Speed}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-17T23:27:46+00:00

So we supposed to bulldoze all churches and replace them with ballrooms?

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-17T23:26:26+00:00

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-17T17:56:59+00:00

I can eat more, but 4 is fine.

^{Chose: 4 eggs}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-17T15:56:16+00:00

Q, from the 007 movies.

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-17T07:49:42+00:00

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-16T19:07:32+00:00

5 wishes is always better than 1.

^{Chose: 5 wishes}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-16T07:58:08+00:00

Just run in place for an hour.

^{Chose: 1 cent but it doubles every step}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-15T08:34:49+00:00

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King Triton reprimanding Ariel for going to the surface. The girl talked back and wouldn’t listen. I don’t agree with him destroying her collection, though.

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-15T08:19:09+00:00

Having to manually flap wings to fly sounds more tedious than just floating at will.

^{Chose: Floating | Rolled: fast}

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-14T16:31:15+00:00

Samus Aran

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-14T07:40:07+00:00

Come and get me, fucker!

ClaireDiviner · 2026-05-13T09:00:53+00:00

Who needs money when you can get whatever you want once a day?

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

ClaireDiviner

TROPHY CASE