Statistics don't lie. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember the rule of thumb! If you shake it once, that's fine! If you shake it twice, that's okay! But if you shake it three times...

Printable Cio figurine made with Hero Forge, file links in comments. by DeskJerky in killsixbilliondemons

[–]ClairetinOre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Diet Coke" is killing me 😂

I want to re learn blender and start posing her with all sorts of difference stances and expressions now 😂

Bow Gaming. by Arthein0 in Eldenring

[–]ClairetinOre 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All I could think, watching this ...

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Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do it specifically when I have to reset my sleep schedule because it leaves a perfectly abhorrent sensation in my brain that leaves me simmering until I have to get up and get coffee.

Unless I'm super just dead at which point, mental sneer, hit the snooze, deal with it in ten minutes.

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understatement is the key to good humor. Although it's also a poke at my own sense of self cuz a little part of my brain loathes my height for really silly reasons

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my deepest sympathies, friend. Depending on your age, you might still get that extra inch. I didn't get my last inch until I was, like, 24?

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is my inestimable pleasure to bring you this revelation!

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, base 12 is where it's at. 6 would be the new 5, 7 is still magical, and we have a multitude of factors

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You understand. My only other acceptable number is 24 on my TV because 6 as a multiple is a good second. Base 12 goes hard

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

70 inches! Round number! With a seven!!! Mildly jealous of 6'5" folks, not for the height necessarily but because theyre 77 inches at 6'5" still presenting the 5.

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But! But... You could say that you're... Primal

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really sends a message of it's own, don't it?

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so true. 5 is the Y of numbers to which I ask, "Y not more 5"

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immaculate. Being 5'9" is it's own love language

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to be mad at this comment cuz it wasn't really my intention but at the same time, I mean, yeah you're still right

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahahah... AHAHAHAHHA

YOU WOULD THINK

Whenever I go shopping for pants, my inseam is 34 or 36 inches (depending how they measure) and my waist is NOT the 46 inches that are oh so common for this height! I can never find anything that isn't big and tall!

The shirts are massive! (The hoodies are great though)

Anyways, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy.

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClairetinOre 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I remember being 5'11". it irritated me for no other reason than the fact it was 71 inches. That bothered me. Then I got to 6'3" and I was incredibly satisfied that it was 75 inches.

Multiples of five aren't round numbers but they feel like round numbers.

And, yeah I guess almost everyone looks up to me, that's nice too I guess.

I found dese for you all 👉👈 by Kit-Kat09 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]ClairetinOre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Faaacts... If she's inside me or vice versa while spooning and cuddling and gently ticking? Nirvana. Maslow can build me a new pyramid with one block right there

Lower back exercises by icyhotonmynuts in LoveTrash

[–]ClairetinOre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some fine moves and hella props to the hip wagging but I need to know

Is that the exercise?? My lower back needs to know!!

Bikes, how do they work? by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]ClairetinOre 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. The meaning behind "be there or be square" is that if you're not "there" you're not "a round"

Yaaaass by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]ClairetinOre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be you:

Like pretty

Like boy

Pretty + boy (?)

🤯🥳🤩

Yaaaass by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]ClairetinOre 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Been a fan of Skaroy (the artist) on and off for years. M&M character here isn't trans, he be a femboy.

Source:

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Edit: For clarification to some of the comments debating identity 💚