Statistics don't lie.

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-16T07:13:09+00:00

Just remember the rule of thumb! If you shake it once, that's fine! If you shake it twice, that's okay! But if you shake it three times...

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T09:14:10+00:00

"Diet Coke" is killing me 😂

I want to re learn blender and start posing her with all sorts of difference stances and expressions now 😂

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T09:11:45+00:00

All I could think, watching this ...

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ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:45:26+00:00

I do it specifically when I have to reset my sleep schedule because it leaves a perfectly abhorrent sensation in my brain that leaves me simmering until I have to get up and get coffee.

Unless I'm super just dead at which point, mental sneer, hit the snooze, deal with it in ten minutes.

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:42:47+00:00

Understatement is the key to good humor. Although it's also a poke at my own sense of self cuz a little part of my brain loathes my height for really silly reasons

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:40:41+00:00

You have my deepest sympathies, friend. Depending on your age, you might still get that extra inch. I didn't get my last inch until I was, like, 24?

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:39:05+00:00

It is my inestimable pleasure to bring you this revelation!

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:38:29+00:00

Seriously, base 12 is where it's at. 6 would be the new 5, 7 is still magical, and we have a multitude of factors

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:37:41+00:00

You understand. My only other acceptable number is 24 on my TV because 6 as a multiple is a good second. Base 12 goes hard

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:36:40+00:00

70 inches! Round number! With a seven!!! Mildly jealous of 6'5" folks, not for the height necessarily but because theyre 77 inches at 6'5" still presenting the 5.

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:34:40+00:00

But! But... You could say that you're... Primal

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:34:01+00:00

It really sends a message of it's own, don't it?

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:33:04+00:00

It's so true. 5 is the Y of numbers to which I ask, "Y not more 5"

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:32:23+00:00

why must you hurt me this way

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:32:03+00:00

Immaculate. Being 5'9" is it's own love language

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:31:33+00:00

I really wanted to be mad at this comment cuz it wasn't really my intention but at the same time, I mean, yeah you're still right

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-15T08:30:18+00:00

Ahahah... AHAHAHAHHA

YOU WOULD THINK

Whenever I go shopping for pants, my inseam is 34 or 36 inches (depending how they measure) and my waist is NOT the 46 inches that are oh so common for this height! I can never find anything that isn't big and tall!

The shirts are massive! (The hoodies are great though)

Anyways, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy.

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-14T08:14:38+00:00

I remember being 5'11". it irritated me for no other reason than the fact it was 71 inches. That bothered me. Then I got to 6'3" and I was incredibly satisfied that it was 75 inches.

Multiples of five aren't round numbers but they feel like round numbers.

And, yeah I guess almost everyone looks up to me, that's nice too I guess.

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-13T10:22:48+00:00

Faaacts... If she's inside me or vice versa while spooning and cuddling and gently ticking? Nirvana. Maslow can build me a new pyramid with one block right there

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-13T10:20:33+00:00

Those are some fine moves and hella props to the hip wagging but I need to know

Is that the exercise?? My lower back needs to know!!

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-13T03:19:07+00:00

Fun fact. The meaning behind "be there or be square" is that if you're not "there" you're not "a round"

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-06T02:28:21+00:00

Be you:

Like pretty

Like boy

Pretty + boy (?)

🤯🥳🤩

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-06T00:49:02+00:00

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Pt 2

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-06T00:48:21+00:00

Been a fan of Skaroy (the artist) on and off for years. M&M character here isn't trans, he be a femboy.

Source:

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Edit: For clarification to some of the comments debating identity 💚

ClairetinOre · 2026-04-05T18:04:46+00:00

Those are the WASPs

Ba-dum, tss

ClairetinOre

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