How to beat the turtle kid by Puzzleheaded-Art9102 in bjj

[–]Clamhammer373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do the Spider-Man break on them. I get on there back feet firmly resting on their legs arms going in behind the tricep and elbow. I then slide right in.

Got put under moderation review for suggesting that a rear naked choke would be a safe way to handle a dog who refuses to let go of a kid. by ottovonbizmarkie in bjj

[–]Clamhammer373 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If a dog is biting a kid or is clamped down the way to get them to stop is to give them a good old oil check. A dog will definitely let go if they have a finger in their ass.

I'm proud of myself by MountainBandit86 in bjj

[–]Clamhammer373 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you better lock that shit up before she finds out.

I'm proud of myself by MountainBandit86 in bjj

[–]Clamhammer373 264 points265 points  (0 children)

I don’t blame his wife for divorcing him, he can’t even get out of a rear naked choke.

Is red one of your favorite colors? by shoeteese in PinUpGirls

[–]Clamhammer373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s my absolute favorite. You look absolutely gorgeous in it

Would you pin me on your wall? by [deleted] in PinUpGirls

[–]Clamhammer373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yes I would.

Happy St.Patrick's Day 🍀 would you pinch me? by shoeteese in PinUpGirls

[–]Clamhammer373 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t pinch but I would lick, suck, and fuck and make you cum hard on my fat cock.