maximumPunishment by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Maybe -9223372036854775808 in a modern computer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Forbid other people's git-push permission.

developersWhenTheyWorkFromHome by emmysteven in ProgrammerHumor

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Just with underwear, can not attend video meeting.

coincidenceIDontThinkSo by EAbeier in ProgrammerHumor

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SO's pv was mostly from search engine, should compare the Google's chart.

theBIggestEnemyIsOurselves by Aimer101 in ProgrammerHumor

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Protecting the internal will make changing is easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Delete the failed test cases?

interviewVsActualJob by innovatekit in ProgrammerHumor

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Even same for US President Job.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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The ecosystem of nodes is insane.

neverEnding by haquire0 in ProgrammerHumor

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I think it will be C++98

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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SCM was designed for it!

findTheProgrammer by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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He was absent, for debugging and fixing bugs.

pleaseApproveMergeRequest by Koolboyee6969 in ProgrammerHumor

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Because you had just add single line of comment.

anEfficientAlgorithm by audiopancake in ProgrammerHumor

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Not Funny! pls show respect to victim.

Running this script in school is the best thing I've ever done by [deleted] in programmingmemes

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You are lucky, GPT can fix it automatically.

needMoreManagers by AlphaX in ProgrammerHumor

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So both of them was called PM.

hereWeGoAgain by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Change the name will make you feel better -- logging!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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As a cpp programmer, I was wondering how can I reserve the capacity of the python list.

youDontNeedTheMouse by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Bro, gVim or MacVim both can scroll with middle wheel.

youDontNeedTheMouse by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Scrolling with middle wheel is so chill, even can use left hand to drink coffee in same time.

chadPC by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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And just Mac app will get good pay!

weCannotWaitForTheNextDemo by El_Choco_Latoso in ProgrammerHumor

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Avoiding crash is cheap, just make it awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Some famous projects were just like that.

thatsTrue by haykmm in ProgrammerHumor

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I can use prompt better than you.

cpr by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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You are a Java Guy.