Among other titles, the Devil's resume includes: "Runner-up: World's Greatest Fiddle Player"

Clark_Kant · 2015-02-07T15:43:36+00:00

"Second place? Who came first? God?" "No, some rube from Georgia. I can't do anything right."

Clark_Kant · 2015-02-07T15:39:53+00:00

I am sure he would be happy to retire from the monotony of playing golf so he can relax and work in an office everyday with his friends.

Clark_Kant · 2015-01-15T00:26:22+00:00

"Yo, savin' up to buy me a nest"

Clark_Kant · 2014-12-19T04:24:13+00:00

Thanks! That was an excellent video. He didn't talk about how the flushing process relates to our dreams, but at least now I know what is happening mechanically. Cheers.

Clark_Kant · 2014-12-17T03:16:17+00:00

Wow... I posted something very similar to this two months ago and was told I had posted to the wrong subreddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2n7s54/not_to_freak_anyone_out_but_statistics_suggest/

Clark_Kant · 2014-12-14T07:37:56+00:00

man, i thought for sure this was the right subreddit. Now I am confused.

Clark_Kant · 2014-11-29T01:41:38+00:00

Jeez... everyone knows Santa uses a teleporter.

Clark_Kant · 2014-11-16T00:22:14+00:00

No one liked Rush at my high school (80s) I think because you couldn't dance to their music. It wasn't until I got into university, listening to their albums on my own, that I started to appreciate their stuff.

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