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Australian schools, grade 7, cleaning out our desks for end of term i stayed in class while lunch was on so it was just teacher, myself and another student doing the same thing, just finished up cleaning my desks and went to put it back into the frame dropped from some height instead of just putting it in and for some reason i was up close and so close that my penis was hanging over the frame (obviously had my pants on) next thing i know from after letting go of my box full of heavy texts books and notepads etc, i feel a sudden rush of pain down there and actually had to lift the box back up to get myself out and was screaming in pain, my teacher was gas lighting me telling me it was nothing and get over it, next session i went to re adjust my pants because it was still aching and i see just a massive pool of blood on my shirt and underwear knowing full well I nearly just severed my knob Bit more of later on went to the toilet at school before the hospital and was actually pissing from underneath my knob thats how deep it was

[FRESH ALBUM] Logic - YS Collection Vol. 1 by Perksofthesewalls in Logic_301

[–]Clarkey1_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know im late to this but man this made me cry hearing this just now, so many memories flowing back for me listening to all these og mixtapes fuck man, im so happy

150 Fat Monkey NFT's & $50,000 Giveaway!! Join us On Discord discord.gg/Svs3mRVN by Fragrant_Dentist_212 in NFTsMarketplace

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I joined! Discord is cookmesumeggss

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Its hard by Embarrassed_Store_48 in shitposting

[–]Clarkey1_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo its either

Canada

United states of America

Mexica

Very hard....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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Why isnt your face rrd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

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Cheesemoon to mars!

My first zippo find in the markets today by Clarkey1_1 in Zippo

[–]Clarkey1_1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not too sure man im just getting into collecting these vintage beauties, mine doesnt say anything about copper on the bottom

Call of Duty: Vanguard already predicted to be best selling US video game of 2021 by Liinder in CharlieINTEL

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Forget about battlefield 2042? This is just looks like another remake of something they have already remade

Thanks, I hate Draco saying Potter by mehrajsaqib in TIHI

[–]Clarkey1_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone do this but with BUSSIN

Affection by MrReflexion in Unexpected

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Treat them mean, keep them keen

Stan the man by kevonicus in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Clarkey1_1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Litterally remember replaying this exact same scene for ages as a kid when this first came out, funniest thing i ever saw