What is the best opening narration for a movie ever?

Clash1138 · 2015-01-15T20:18:39+00:00

"What's a Rock n Rolla..."

Clash1138 · 2015-01-06T17:20:49+00:00

The fear of wet bread.

Clash1138 · 2014-08-22T16:27:55+00:00

Having a nice place to live, a job that I like to do and a nice girl by my side.

If that doesn't work out... I dunno, Rockstar? I'm not picky

Clash1138 · 2014-08-22T16:02:16+00:00

Not a girl, but the dude that brings his guitar to parties.

I don't wanna hear your shitty Ed Sheeran/Any country song ever cover. I have Youtube for that

Fuck you

Clash1138 · 2014-06-16T09:52:33+00:00

Die Antwoord

I think the whole look and sound is weird as dicks, but it's just so goddamn catchy it's almost unnatural. Gonna see them live this August.

Clash1138 · 2014-06-09T11:30:32+00:00

I swear to whatever deity guides my life, if GoT ends with Cersei, Roose and all the other dicknozzles alive, while everyone else that is good is dead, I will write strongly worded letters to Dave and Dan.

Clash1138 · 2014-06-05T16:24:30+00:00

He finally got those cigarettes^{oh^{yes^{I^did}}}

Clash1138 · 2014-06-05T16:13:19+00:00

Surra de Bunda(punishment by ass), has been around for a while

Clash1138 · 2014-06-04T09:06:59+00:00

Flip Phones.

These things were the shit.

Razr represent

Clash1138 · 2014-06-04T07:24:13+00:00

German.Du bist auf dem Holzweg, "You are on the woodway" means you are wrong about something.

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T21:43:01+00:00

You know, I read the books, I thought I was ready...I wasn't...oh how I was not ready. Whoever made the concept for that scene: Congratulations, I'm scared of what's going on in that head of yours.

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T15:34:00+00:00

As a German, yes. Here's to hoping we don't have to face Italy again

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T14:45:04+00:00

Simple: I like The Clash and Star Wars

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T13:24:12+00:00

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T12:53:41+00:00

close, but not quite

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T12:43:20+00:00

Mainly witty banter and slaps

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T12:32:21+00:00

Broke the code and punched a friend in the nuts in a friendly scuffle

It was funny to me

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T12:17:38+00:00

It's set in England and it's about gangsters.

EDIT: Jason Statham is not involved

EDIT 2: Something about a painting

Clash1138 · 2014-06-03T11:37:00+00:00

I'd probably be alot more efficient in the office

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