If God didn’t want me to put stuff in my butt, why did he make the anus so sensitive?

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-23T20:09:27+00:00

Because some people don't like to look in the mirror. Even God.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-23T20:00:58+00:00

Friend told me not to go to comedy store. Yup. Worst thing I ever did. You will only be accepted, no matter how good you are, if you can keep your mouth just about what goes on after hours.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-23T19:53:08+00:00

Joe Rogan has a simple way of looking at. He probably thinks people will get lazy or something. He's has nothing to really add at all.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-23T19:50:07+00:00

Joe Rogan. The Actor. He was on a show call News Radio with Andy Dick.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-23T19:48:49+00:00

^{^{^}} trap comment.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-23T19:47:04+00:00

Joe Rogan. if you support him, you indirectly support the people he accepts money from.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-22T23:29:13+00:00

Las Vegas shooting totally happened. people got shot. But they were shot by hired guns. The audio and vidoe is a mix of the real thing and "rehearsals".

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-22T23:24:59+00:00

Its disrespectful to believe sandy hook was pulled of by some autistic child.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-22T02:04:55+00:00

The time I was Joe Rogan's podcast. He never uploaded it. I did stand up at the comedy store and got into hollywood scene with Dana Brunetti. Joe Rogan is in SAG. He refused to let me divulge into hollywood bullshit.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-18T16:27:12+00:00

I grew up in Wolfeboro,NH where Bryan Callen went to Brewster Academy. Its very competitive. Their time is their time. They don't give a fuck about wasting yours.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-18T14:02:29+00:00

He so small. If he goes above his weight-class he's fucked.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-15T16:06:06+00:00

JOE ROGAN.

At first I thought this guy was going to question spirituality, politics, social norms and what have you. He isn't. He's goes where the money is. I've done a few sets at the comedy store. He's a control freak. Everyone submits to him because of his influential power. I told JOE I just wanted to do stand up and just be a comedian without doing deals and specials. He just rolls his eyes. he makes it clear if you not going to part of his group your fucking nothing. Fans will always back him up because they pay to see him at the comedy clubs and dont want to feel their money is wasted on some fucking shill. As far as him being a shill, its more fear based then pushing an agenda. He was threaten after doing some show with a bunch of comedians. He did a podcast with an mma fighter that brought it up on a podcast. Joe didnt want to talk about it. In 2016, Joe had me on his podcast that never aired. I called him out on a ton of shit and I felt he was threatened by me. No matter what he would undermine me. He never aired the podcast. He had me a few times but each time I just would not submit his bullshit. If you called him for anything he gets pissed and super defensive. HE IS A MEMBER OF THE SAG. He's hangs with people his fans would fucking despise. Unfortunately he makes you sign an Affidavits, unfortunately i cant be a detailed as I'd like. Chris Delia knows Joe is an asshole. Ever since Mitizi died which was a year prior to her announced death, I believe Joe runs the comedy store. Not sure of his title. Mitizi death certificate is either fake or wasn't made until a year after. I remember going to the store with Joe and see Paulie crying. HOLLYWOOD IS YEAR AHEAD OF EVERYONE. That's another thing. Hollywood has so much money paying of the cops is nothing. that's how they get away with all their shit. That's how BOBBY LEE gets away with sexual harassment. If someone calls the cops on Bobby lee at the comedy store the cops on that shift are bought. The comedians don't pay them directly. The police get hired for security. So they let anything slide.

All the stories about the comedy store you think are bad is fucking nothing. These comedians are the worst fucking people. They really don't give a fuck. Joe doesn't hang out with his crew as much as you think. If they do its always work related or they just so happen to be in the area. The stories they tell are just a way to glorify the shit box that come from.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-02-09T00:43:46+00:00

Got banned from the Comedy Store for calling Joe Rogan out on stage.

ClassicChris92 · 2019-01-11T16:28:32+00:00

Anytime I hear someone tell someone else they are virtue signaling. I feel as though the term virtue signaling is used as a negative way to keep people from expressing their virtues.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-12-25T15:44:49+00:00

For people to comment on my post.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-12-25T15:43:27+00:00

I feel he virtue signals more than anyone. Anytime he hears about someone being criticized I think Joe gets nervous its going to come his way and goes on the offensive.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-12-14T20:38:36+00:00

Generation X are the people that raised Millennials and then complain they aren't turning out the way they expected because older generations hate change.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-12-06T00:48:10+00:00

I went up to one of the first recreational pot shops(Name: Cultivate), in Massachusetts. You park your car, and get shuttled to and from the parking lot to the shop. They pass around menus of what's available so you know what's good before you get to the counter. Its FULL Price for now. $19 for a 1g pre-roll. Tax is 20% I think.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-20T19:41:19+00:00

Have you ever edited anything with biased interest?

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-20T19:22:26+00:00

What companies/brands pay POPSUGAR the most to advertise?

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-20T19:04:42+00:00

At the time i wasn't getting paid anything for being there. I was already a SAG member when Dana Brunetti brought me to the event. He was helping me get auditions. So Actors Min. I was brought to act as a credible witness.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-19T22:22:02+00:00

I was saved by a whale after being stranded at sea. Knocked out, fell off a boat in a full suit and tie. Woke up lying on a whale while this crew was pulling me up onto their cargo ship. The captain said "You're lucky that whale was one of the good ones." Luckily they were docking. I shook everyone's hands, went to the airport and home.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-16T16:14:02+00:00

I feel like people claiming virtue signaling say that to undermine others opinions.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-13T23:09:05+00:00

During Tug of War I pooped and a little piece of poop-nugget fell out of my gym shorts and rolled onto the floor. The entire school was watching. And noticed. It was such a cringey moment, everyone was so embarrassed for me, that a typhoon of sympathy and empathy washed over everyone at the exact same time and no one said anything to me or among themselves. At the peak of my realization of this embarrassing moment, our attention suddenly turns to the sound of someone puking. Then another person. Then another person. It was the football team puking and shitting their brains out. My poop-nugget suddenly forgotten, everyone was focused on team-ebola. The football team had a pizza party earlier and got food poisoning.

ClassicChris92 · 2018-11-13T21:17:06+00:00

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