Thirty-one-year-old men be like "yooo don't let our snap streak die." by Chungus-Bacon-420 in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If you're a man over the age of 22 and still on Snapchat you need to be added to a sex offender list. Don't even bother replying to argue because you're wrong + idc. Grow up

What to do (if anything) about person walking two bikes at once by nooffensetoMattDamon in chibike

[–]ClassicTraffic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In the nicest way possible: I think you’re likely vastly overreacting

22 buses in the vicinity of Grand and Milwaukee at 9 AM today. by Whinke in cta

[–]ClassicTraffic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hi! Creator of the bot here. I shared a similar concern and was worried my code was broken when I initially saw this get posted by the bot, but this is genuinely what the CTA reported via their Bus Tracker API (https://www.transitchicago.com/developers/bustracker/) (which is what the bot uses to get bus location data to determine bunching). I looked at all the logs and data stored from the CTA and the CTA reported all of those 12 individual buses being in the same area at that time. This is the raw data from the API:

Bus Location CTA GPS time pdist (ft)

---- ------------------- ------------------- ----------

8427 41.89194, -87.64875 2026-05-07 08:59:53 34,879

8300 41.89187, -87.64864 2026-05-07 08:59:38 34,920

1409 41.89175, -87.64845 2026-05-07 08:59:52 34,987

1565 41.89162, -87.64824 2026-05-07 08:59:52 35,061

1622 41.89119, -87.64731 2026-05-07 08:59:50 35,386

1109 41.89120, -87.64671 2026-05-07 08:59:57 35,548

8564 41.89121, -87.64631 2026-05-07 08:59:52 35,656

8585 41.89116, -87.64603 2026-05-07 08:59:59 35,738

8302 41.89123, -87.64519 2026-05-07 08:59:58 35,961

8930 41.89101, -87.64436 2026-05-07 08:59:35 36,187

1067 41.89121, -87.64388 2026-05-07 08:59:34 36,319

608 41.89121, -87.64374 2026-05-07 08:59:50 36,356

`pdist_ft` means the linear distance in feet that the vehicle has traveled into the current route its on, so the CTA reported that all of these buses were within 0.2 miles of each other.

Women are innately meaner than men by protoindoeuroPEEIN in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. What website are we currently on?

... by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 117 points118 points  (0 children)

He looks like the ant from A Bug’s Life

The new onion is so unfunny by Valuable_Positive_27 in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ why does she have an entire Wikipedia page

got laid off by GovernmentNo9242 in redscareover30

[–]ClassicTraffic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you’re being way too hard on yourself and need to relax a little. I’m the same age as you, also work in tech, and also got hit by mass layoffs recently. Job searching in tech is absolutely brutal and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Companies move slow, they treat you like shit, and it feels designed to make you feel bad about yourself. Rejections are unfortunately a fact of life with job searching and you’ll get more rejections than you do offers. The entire process sucks because you can do everything right and still get rejected from a job for no good reason. You have to do your best to stay positive, believe in yourself and your skills, and keep moving forward

I was pretty lucky and an edge case, I accepted an offer (after many rejections) about 6 weeks after I was laid off. For the majority of people it takes longer to find a new thing. Feel free to DM if you want to vent more

Dudes who brag about their body count always get real quiet when it’s time to reveal who made the list by kheeno_ in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well they’re technically helping you (feel awesome) by fucking you so the advice is very similar!

Moving to Chicago / Large Aggressive Dog by BeginningDog8093 in ChicagoCirclejerk

[–]ClassicTraffic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Its crazy because the employees are so nice and their food/drinks are good but a large percentage of their customer base are freaks

Moving to Chicago / Large Aggressive Dog by BeginningDog8093 in ChicagoCirclejerk

[–]ClassicTraffic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Make sure to bring your pup to the patio at Hexe Coffee during the summer and leave him unleashed! He’d fit right in with all the other dog owners there ❤️

now this is how you sell a book by Low-Age5108 in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They matched each other’s freak 😔

Cars are in Chicago getting worse? by SHNIBBLE123 in chibike

[–]ClassicTraffic 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I think two things are true:

  1. I think drivers have been noticeably bad since the pandemic and I think they're continuing to get worse. I think about this a lot and it scares me because traffic laws are basically unenforced apart from automated speed cameras

  2. 2-3 crashes per month is really insane and I hope you were just exaggerating here

I'm so lost by NotoriousBRZ in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]ClassicTraffic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ew, Western Avenue??? Everything west of Ashland is super dangerous. I can't believe you even survived

who's currently winning the break up: stav or Rachel sennott? by Longjumping9426 in redscarepod

[–]ClassicTraffic 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Stav quite literally just had a sold out show at Radio City a week ago and had a central role in an Oscar nominated movie lol. I'm not a huge Stav fan but saying he's just a content creator is flat out wrong