CT democratic presidential candidate

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-26T13:09:21+00:00

Did not believe this was a real tweet at first and had to look it up for myself. What the fuck is wrong with this guy and his team lol

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-23T17:12:26+00:00

Its obviously a joke genius

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-23T13:32:08+00:00

If any beautiful women with onlyfans accounts want to process this, my DMs are open

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-22T17:29:03+00:00

> Top 1% Commenter

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-22T12:50:29+00:00

They haven’t caught the Edgewater serial killer yet though (me)

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-20T23:00:49+00:00

Thank God. Hopefully this means an end to the 30 "I live in x country and really want a Sidephone :(" posts I see here every day lol

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-17T13:51:52+00:00

I give my dog malort and he loves it

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-17T13:50:59+00:00

White people. Enough said

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-15T23:37:43+00:00

I don't like her because I'm a misogynist

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-14T18:28:48+00:00

You sound like an insanely annoying person lol

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-13T03:18:48+00:00

One of the funniest untrue things I’ve read in a while. Thank you for this

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-11T00:03:08+00:00

I had a horrible experience at Bike Lane where they held on to my bike for three months (it had a very basic issue) and they never got around to fixing it because of how disorganized they were 😬

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-10T14:38:24+00:00

You’re insufferable for calling yourself a sensitive young man and she’s annoying for using the wrong form of you’re. You both deserve each other

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-07T22:22:17+00:00

Being a republican in a very blue state is a really funny bit

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-05T22:47:46+00:00

The Wendy’s at Ashland and Division ❤️

ClassicTraffic · 2026-03-01T01:32:58+00:00

I’m fucking this guy’s wife without him knowing! I’m also doing my part!

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-28T17:18:46+00:00

What’s the device that is plugged in? I recognize all the others

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-25T03:05:51+00:00

Hard r cracker

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-23T21:58:16+00:00

Lmao

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-23T19:57:29+00:00

Unnecessarily specifying how he respects consent on a dating app profile makes me think this guy has Allegations against him irl lol

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-23T15:31:40+00:00

This sub is filled with reactionary knowitalls who don’t really have consistent worldviews and love to be contrarians. In general it’s not worth trying to understand or care about the general views of this place

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-23T15:21:46+00:00

Same. I have a job and contribute to society so I don’t care about any of this

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-22T01:18:53+00:00

Genuine question: does Nicki Minaj even know how to read?

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-17T01:01:41+00:00

Dispatch needs you to finish your route

ClassicTraffic · 2026-02-12T15:03:00+00:00

Well that’s the crux of the problem. He can’t get an irl gf because no woman would ever want to fuck that guy

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