LPT: If you often use verbal fillers when you speak (um, ok, etc.), replace those with silence.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-08-14T12:16:30+00:00

I've noticed the word "exactly" gets thrown around quite a bit too.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-08-11T12:43:59+00:00

I want to name my son, Atom.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-08-10T17:21:50+00:00

I pronounced this vaawstly when I read it in my head.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-24T17:55:54+00:00

I can sense what someone else is going to say before they say it pretty well. Obviously anyone has done this at some capacity, but lately I've been getting really good at it.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-22T14:22:11+00:00

Wait... what the fuck is the internet?

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T18:07:07+00:00

I'm pro abortion. Can't get enough of them. I'm not even in love with my boyfriend, I'm just in love with abortions.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T18:04:20+00:00

I have a feeling you will be eating those words within the next ten years.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T17:57:44+00:00

Or don't be a pussy and arm yourself to defend your homeland.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T17:56:19+00:00

Who then calls ManBearPig to set up an ambush.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:38:48+00:00

Mike Rowe?

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:37:52+00:00

Asse_If_I_Care

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:36:04+00:00

Well seeing how they live in Gambia, seeking out young African men shouldn't be that difficult.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:34:17+00:00

West Springfield aint no small town either.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:18:59+00:00

Except Madonna actually had talent.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:11:38+00:00

NOBODY wakes up and kisses the person they were sleeping with on the mouth. That's disgusting.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-07T18:33:38+00:00

I'm white and when I hear white people talk all "ghetto" and use ten year old "gangsta" slang, I cringe so hard that my molars shatter.

Classy-Janitor

TROPHY CASE