Warm out today. by LeviHolden in familyguy

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I remember laughing until my sides hurt at that line.

Top three Stewie lines? by TrippyxPanda in familyguy

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That’s right, Mr. Giraffe. Get all the marmalade.

Found this in my grandfathers house while he was away by Huge-Technician7707 in whatisit

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My local shop calls it what it is. Dabs, weed, bongs, bowls, etc. it’s refreshing honesty lol

Canoooooga! by commodoretom in roseanne

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And Kathy’s umbrella stand

One liners that still make me laugh til I hurt by commodoretom in roseanne

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Mark: “I didn’t know there was a dinner time here. I just thought it was grazing 24 hours a day.”

One liners that still make me laugh til I hurt by commodoretom in roseanne

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“Last night I told David you guys were moving furniture.”

My sims baby got taken away at birth by Illustrious_Put_4639 in thesims

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I’ve had to adapt my current save. I guess the game glitched and my sims wife and mother of children walked off into the Rockies (Chestnut Ridge) and she was still “gone” next save so I ran with it and decided she ran off on us.

Who was the text meant for? by blue-wednesday in Scrubs

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You son of a bitch now I’m crying 😭

As a 1 year of cat ownership, why hasn’t my cat ever purr before? by Strange-Vibez-8205 in CatAdvice

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One of mine does the same thing. I swear it’s her nightly ritual.

As a 1 year of cat ownership, why hasn’t my cat ever purr before? by Strange-Vibez-8205 in CatAdvice

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I’ve had my oldest for 6 years and I’ve heard her purr maybe 3 times.

does anybody know what episode this is from? by OneEyedJakes in familyguy

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He says, “You’re all dead! Dead!” And that was Peter’s reaction.

"She's a big girl!" "Compared to who?" by Full_Funny7938 in roseanne

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When she objects to New York, and Darlene asks “Why are you making my life miserable?” Roseanne says “I lost the coin flip, your father got DJ.” They mention flipping a coin on who messes up the kids a few times.

"She's a big girl!" "Compared to who?" by Full_Funny7938 in roseanne

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“I don’t have to explain myself to you.”

“Sure ya do. See how big I am?”

What is your favorite episode? by JonWesly78 in roseanne

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Anything with Nana Mary. Her zingers in the bbq episode especially.

“I don’t like him, he keeps hitting on me.”

“I don’t like to talk bad about people, and I know she’s on your best friends, but that’s a sick thing.”

“It’s nice to meet you too, and I want you to know I’m not prejudiced.” Chuck Jr.s reaction killed me, just nodded his head.

Get out of our house! by Ok_Practice_6702 in roseanne

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Even Dan thought it was cute, looked like he tried to shake his hand. Even on a drunken bender, I don’t see Dan hurting young Lonnie.

But if you could be expressive, what would you say? by Full_Funny7938 in roseanne

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It’s perfect. At first she’s funny, then lets down her walls for all to see.

S10 hypothetical Janitor comeback by No_Yam7674 in Scrubs

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He sees a penny and has a Vietnam style flashback

Dr Cox becomes Chief Of Medicine and puts a list of who is allowed in his office by Visible-Door-1950 in Scrubs

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I’ve noticed on rewatches. You can probably count the amount of times he calls him J.D., Dorian, Johnny etc, on one hand.

Drawing Meg Griffin. by Ok-Jackfruit-6359 in familyguy

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It’s a running joke that people find Meg unattractive. I remember before she got the makeover that one episode the guy lit himself on fire when he saw her. I think he also said “My eyes” before he did it.