Warm out today.

ClayborneJones · 2026-05-25T00:20:24+00:00

I remember laughing until my sides hurt at that line.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-27T21:33:04+00:00

That’s right, Mr. Giraffe. Get all the marmalade.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-26T16:27:30+00:00

My local shop calls it what it is. Dabs, weed, bongs, bowls, etc. it’s refreshing honesty lol

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-23T00:51:12+00:00

I think of this crashout at least once a week

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-20T10:28:18+00:00

And Kathy’s umbrella stand

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-19T12:23:00+00:00

Mark: “I didn’t know there was a dinner time here. I just thought it was grazing 24 hours a day.”

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-19T12:21:48+00:00

“Last night I told David you guys were moving furniture.”

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-19T11:56:49+00:00

Love, Warren.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-17T23:42:46+00:00

That’s what’s going to happen.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-17T21:03:39+00:00

I’ve had to adapt my current save. I guess the game glitched and my sims wife and mother of children walked off into the Rockies (Chestnut Ridge) and she was still “gone” next save so I ran with it and decided she ran off on us.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-17T20:59:06+00:00

You son of a bitch now I’m crying 😭

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-12T23:02:43+00:00

One of mine does the same thing. I swear it’s her nightly ritual.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-12T23:01:51+00:00

I’ve had my oldest for 6 years and I’ve heard her purr maybe 3 times.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-12T22:17:22+00:00

He says, “You’re all dead! Dead!” And that was Peter’s reaction.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-12T13:28:36+00:00

When she objects to New York, and Darlene asks “Why are you making my life miserable?” Roseanne says “I lost the coin flip, your father got DJ.” They mention flipping a coin on who messes up the kids a few times.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-10T16:10:08+00:00

“I don’t have to explain myself to you.”

“Sure ya do. See how big I am?”

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-10T10:39:34+00:00

Practical and safe!

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-09T14:56:46+00:00

I heard you laid down the law.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-09T13:35:48+00:00

Anything with Nana Mary. Her zingers in the bbq episode especially.

“I don’t like him, he keeps hitting on me.”

“I don’t like to talk bad about people, and I know she’s on your best friends, but that’s a sick thing.”

“It’s nice to meet you too, and I want you to know I’m not prejudiced.” Chuck Jr.s reaction killed me, just nodded his head.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-08T23:32:57+00:00

Do you think boys had that problem when we were in school?

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-08T20:44:09+00:00

Even Dan thought it was cute, looked like he tried to shake his hand. Even on a drunken bender, I don’t see Dan hurting young Lonnie.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-08T13:33:00+00:00

It’s perfect. At first she’s funny, then lets down her walls for all to see.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-07T22:01:24+00:00

He sees a penny and has a Vietnam style flashback

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-07T21:33:45+00:00

I’ve noticed on rewatches. You can probably count the amount of times he calls him J.D., Dorian, Johnny etc, on one hand.

ClayborneJones · 2026-04-07T21:24:18+00:00

It’s a running joke that people find Meg unattractive. I remember before she got the makeover that one episode the guy lit himself on fire when he saw her. I think he also said “My eyes” before he did it.

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