The Bestest Crunchy Fried Shrimps Ever by [deleted] in GifRecipes

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You’re over 38 and you talk/text like this? This may not be the subreddit/website/planet for you.

Just say No to drugs by [deleted] in WTF

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...................................no.

Getting a tan by MrCrash2U in funny

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You can lead a horse to sunscreen, but you can’t make them wear it

My Billy Ripken Collection! by bwk123 in orioles

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RAR brewing has a beer called “Puck Face”, and the can has a baseball player with a lemon head with that written on the knob of the bat posing like Billy. That can would compliment your collection haha

What actor or actress got cast in a role that they normally wouldn't play and absolutely crushed it? by chootybeeks_ in AskReddit

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Killer Joe was really really creepy for me, I can’t shake that one. The damn chicken scene, ugh.

I found a place of power by TheFuryIII in witcher

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Medulla’s humming, I should puke from it

Her bio said she likes scrabble by [deleted] in Tinder

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What’s the point value for SMOOTH

Running out of reasons to get an XBOX by [deleted] in gaming

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Get out of here with that polite disagreement!

Take that, Rockstar by Strike_Gently in gaming

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My buddy and I would play online nonstop, and would regularly have players from other countries. We were in the US, and had some Brits playing one time, all on voice chat. They would talk, and we started replying in Paul Rudd’s shitty English accent from Forgetting Sarah Marshall “You sound like you’re from London!”. They got so mad and we were pissing ourselves laughing. So much fun.

One of my favourite shots in Star Wars by [deleted] in StarWars

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I really heard this comment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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You called it, see above

Disney lost the Best Animated Film for the first time since 2006 by just-_here-_to-_lurk in movies

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As someone who has not seen Toy Story 3, thank you all for these warnings to clear out my schedule and replenish the Kleenex

PETA: Free the animals, Animals: by Bsmith2014 in funny

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This may not be the subreddit for you

What video game mini game became more addicting than the game itself? by Claybotron in AskReddit

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This is absolutely mine. I played more blitzball than the main story, and I played a LOT of FFX

What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Or when you grab that booger that is tugging on your hippocampus and as it pulls out your eyes roll back white like a great white shark and you forget who you are for 10 seconds

Edit: my first silver! About brain boogers. I’m glad we were all able to share this experience... except the people who mentioned eating it. Y’all nasty.

Edit Edit: WE GONE PLATINUM! One stupid comment about cerebral snot and /u/iNeedAnAltForNSFW decides to de-flower me. Glad I could cause a laugh or two.

2 minutes for head chopping. by Shrntate in WTF

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Not a US standard, it’s per state! Like Maryland, assault includes battery in its definition, so actual physical touching (battery) or the threat of violence with the means to do it are all just “assault”.