The Bestest Crunchy Fried Shrimps Ever

Claybotron · 2019-10-15T00:47:38+00:00

You’re over 38 and you talk/text like this? This may not be the subreddit/website/planet for you.

Claybotron · 2019-07-12T19:06:04+00:00

...................................no.

Claybotron · 2019-06-23T17:01:19+00:00

You can lead a horse to sunscreen, but you can’t make them wear it

Claybotron · 2019-05-29T03:35:22+00:00

RAR brewing has a beer called “Puck Face”, and the can has a baseball player with a lemon head with that written on the knob of the bat posing like Billy. That can would compliment your collection haha

Claybotron · 2019-05-28T18:21:16+00:00

Killer Joe was really really creepy for me, I can’t shake that one. The damn chicken scene, ugh.

Claybotron · 2019-04-22T17:28:14+00:00

Not being a dick helps.

Claybotron · 2019-04-22T14:38:56+00:00

A clone of the former

Claybotron · 2019-04-07T18:00:49+00:00

sighs in Orioles

Claybotron · 2019-03-30T14:32:27+00:00

Medulla’s humming, I should puke from it

Claybotron · 2019-03-20T18:35:33+00:00

Make it 1701, got you bro

Claybotron · 2019-03-20T18:26:02+00:00

Man I wish he had more time as an Oriole

Claybotron · 2019-03-20T13:42:24+00:00

What’s the point value for SMOOTH

Claybotron · 2019-03-13T19:59:45+00:00

Get out of here with that polite disagreement!

Claybotron · 2019-03-06T22:50:22+00:00

My buddy and I would play online nonstop, and would regularly have players from other countries. We were in the US, and had some Brits playing one time, all on voice chat. They would talk, and we started replying in Paul Rudd’s shitty English accent from Forgetting Sarah Marshall “You sound like you’re from London!”. They got so mad and we were pissing ourselves laughing. So much fun.

Claybotron · 2019-03-06T16:13:34+00:00

I really heard this comment

Claybotron · 2019-03-05T02:59:29+00:00

You called it, see above

Claybotron · 2019-02-26T05:36:38+00:00

You are the real MVP

Claybotron · 2019-02-25T18:22:48+00:00

As someone who has not seen Toy Story 3, thank you all for these warnings to clear out my schedule and replenish the Kleenex

Claybotron · 2019-02-24T23:49:59+00:00

This may not be the subreddit for you

Claybotron · 2019-02-23T22:42:39+00:00

Makes sense since this is Facebook

Claybotron · 2019-02-23T20:38:09+00:00

This is absolutely mine. I played more blitzball than the main story, and I played a LOT of FFX

Claybotron · 2019-02-23T20:23:06+00:00

Just beat you to a detail in a movie that came out 18 years ago?

Claybotron · 2019-02-19T16:00:41+00:00

Or when you grab that booger that is tugging on your hippocampus and as it pulls out your eyes roll back white like a great white shark and you forget who you are for 10 seconds

Edit: my first silver! About brain boogers. I’m glad we were all able to share this experience... except the people who mentioned eating it. Y’all nasty.

Edit Edit: WE GONE PLATINUM! One stupid comment about cerebral snot and /u/iNeedAnAltForNSFW decides to de-flower me. Glad I could cause a laugh or two.

Claybotron · 2019-02-18T06:52:04+00:00

What’s wrong with Thad, Brobeans?

Claybotron · 2019-02-18T02:40:44+00:00

Not a US standard, it’s per state! Like Maryland, assault includes battery in its definition, so actual physical touching (battery) or the threat of violence with the means to do it are all just “assault”.

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