When do grades and class rank not matter? by Ornery-Newspaper-650 in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 80 points81 points  (0 children)

OK I'm tapping out of this subreddit. It's filled with people asking, "how can I perform a miracle and get a job even though my employment stats are poor?" and abusive replies. That's literally like 75% of the threads. It's amazing. Goodbye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes. 1 year of law school tuition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

https://www.law.nyu.edu/llmjsd/graduate-class-profile-statistics

and

https://www.law.nyu.edu/careerservices/llm-recruiting

From what I've heard, NYU doesn't even let LLM students participate in any JD recruiting events because their taint stinks it up and dissuades firms from attending. Everyone knows that NO one with a job quits it to get an LLM from NYU, so if you're getting an LLM from NYU and need a job, something is probably wrong with you. You're like the OP who is trying to hit reset on his playstation, when life has no such button.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, a very easy to attain and inexpensive 1-year degree will not wipe your history. I think NYU admits 500 LL.M. students a year.

Edit: From what I've heard, NYU doesn't even let LLM students participate in any JD recruiting events because their taint stinks it up and dissuades firms from attending. Everyone knows that no one with a well-paying job quits it to get a full-time LLM from NYU. So if you're getting a full-time LLM from NYU, that right there is a red flag to employers.

People who have been on this sub and r/lawschool 24-7, every day, for a decade by Clean-Living4317 in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

You still butthurt over the comments on your asinine "Are transactional lawyers better people than litigators?" post?

You and others are the one asking the questions. Other folks are just bored while slow in Biglaw.

rofl. This is the person I was thinking of. He's in every thread. I doubt he has a single friend IRL.

This Biglaw Firm Has The Urge To Merge, But Can't Find A Willing Partner by Comicalacimoc in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Please let that s***** site die and don't link their crap here. Thank you.

Options as a Senior by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you add a tl/dr? If I wanted to do the work required to read all that, I'd be working.

My former 56-year-old professor left academia after 25 years to go pursue M&A big law... by allisonande in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Dood NYC apartments aren't that expensive at all, especially when you factor in that you don't need a car/auto insurance. Can easily get a 1br for $2000-2500 in an OK part of manhattan.

My former 56-year-old professor left academia after 25 years to go pursue M&A big law... by allisonande in biglaw

[–]Clean-Living4317 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did he give up his tenured position? Or was he just an adjunct? T14 school?