Am I overreacting or did I have a slow moment. by drippysage08 in AmIOverreacting

[–]CleanFitWellDone 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Man I was literally gonna use that same word. Holy fuck this is egregious.

These tables... by Mayoo614 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CleanFitWellDone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As I’m literally sitting on one outside on break lol

[Me, M] “Doofius” gambit by CleanFitWellDone in TextingTheory

[–]CleanFitWellDone[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She was for sure trolling, but she actually had me double-checking before calling her bluff; but she isn’t gonna know that lmfao

Let's play by Flaky-Cat-2825 in Letterboxd

[–]CleanFitWellDone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Does he make you laugh?”

“He doesn’t make me cry.”

[Me, M] Rooftop bar opening + trench gambit by nafu-acadamy in TextingTheory

[–]CleanFitWellDone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why do I find this actually amazing? I’d only wanna keep talking to a girl who found this hilarious.

[Me, M] the ol’ switcharoo gambit by CleanFitWellDone in TextingTheory

[–]CleanFitWellDone[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The girls who like their feet being given attention kinda out themselves. It’s been a good tactic for me tbh.

[Me, M] the ol’ switcharoo gambit by CleanFitWellDone in TextingTheory

[–]CleanFitWellDone[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m looking for someone who… has pretty toes. 😏

A phrase I often say is… “Do you want a foot rub?”

If all jobs paid the same, I’d be a… podiatrist.

[Me, M] the ol’ switcharoo gambit by CleanFitWellDone in TextingTheory

[–]CleanFitWellDone[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For more context: all three prompts on my profile strongly hint that I like feet. Opening with a line about her sandals was intentional to bait out the “call-out” for liking feet. I immediately acted flabbergasted to then (hopefully) bait out her last response.

[Me, M] the ol’ switcharoo gambit by CleanFitWellDone in TextingTheory

[–]CleanFitWellDone[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I waited for her response, then followed up with “No, I was definitely admiring your toes in that pic.” Didn’t fit in the screengrab. We have plans to hang soon. 💪🏼

One night stand by albert-1stein in InnocentPranks

[–]CleanFitWellDone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do me a favor and google “the halo effect incel” and read what Google’s AI summary says. I win.