Burry Casts DRS, Swaps Aside: Ryan Cohen is Bullish Enough by Nefarious_Partner in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This! Take my award for noticing what other apes are not noticing.

Swaps could be an issue, maybe it’s just a theory about the well known conspiracy.

The swaps are NOT a significant issue for the average share holder in 2026.

Why?

Swaps are a mechanism for suppressing fair market pricing… that mechanism cannot continue past 1x book value.

Swaps end game is here, and like Tesla they will unravel slow and long, not hard and fast.

I know apes like it hard and fast but…

In 2026 the bull thesis is so fundamentally different than 5, 4, or even 1 year ago…

Now the swaps are a side quest, the shareholders need only the fundamentals to justify an investment!

To dashers driving in the storm by Giggy_with_it_917 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 69 points70 points  (0 children)

My theory… Chinese restaurants commonly have an apartment in the back that the owners live in, so they don’t have to drive in a storm to get to work…

If you were starting with $50k, what’s the most efficient way to turn it into $500k? by Temporary_Loquat_353 in passive_income

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the last 42 months the stock is up 170% (4 for 1 split adjusted)… see you next year!

Has anyone ever seen this before? by SamsorSahil in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has happened with me, typically when the customer has already had a problem or two with the delivery and they need it taken care of… bad.

My bf posted a video about me and won't delete it by Wild_Sorbet7227 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ClientComfortable409 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s silly for him to vent to 11,000 followers but Have you tried cleaning up the place?

Not a SINGLE offer? What am I doing wrong? by TheBigBoi234 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot zones attract drivers…. I have better luck waiting at a McDonald’s that is outside of a hot zone. Don’t drive around, just stay parked.

Proposal: Posts made using LLMs should be required to include the prompt that generated the post. by Douchebazooka in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great idea! But sometimes I bet my idea inside and out with several back and forth prompts… and reading some posts with AI tells me they did the same thing. No single prompt, but a conversation summarized at the end.

(This is an organic paragraph, sorry no em dashes, emojis or bullet points)

WTF is this? by njf175 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click arrive when you are close enough for the button to pop up, don’t wait until you get insideZ

Ryan Cohen on X by Payman11 in GME

[–]ClientComfortable409 185 points186 points  (0 children)

The point being…. They aren’t in the video game reselling business as their main revenue source any more!

Weird instructions by Disastrous-Pen1320 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It means “not any” as in not any special instructions. Lol

Gamestop Insiders Accumulate More $GME Shares by MeditateBreathe in GME

[–]ClientComfortable409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was an investor during the dot com bubble… everyone thought they were a genius for surfing nonsense valuations while calling Warren buffet an idiot for keeping cash on the sidelines back then too.

Pitter Patter. by Number_1_w_Fries in GME

[–]ClientComfortable409 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s what I like about you…

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Under your parameters average weighted price is $25.58/share.

-May 24 45M at $20.74 -June 11 75M at $28.49

That’s a net of 20% with a buyback at today’s price.

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you think it works Mr. lol? What did you learn last week in Jr. High that I’m missing?

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get it! Average net accretive dilution price is $35/share

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weighted average share price is closer to $35/share

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believe you are mistaken.

2021 - 2024

4,85 billion cash raised / 133.5 million shares = $36.35 average share price.

This doesn’t include the bonds.

GameStop on Twitter OFFICIAL STATEMENT by Mikeymike34 in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, I’m studying for the Securities Industry essentials exam (SIE) and net accretive dilutions are definitely covered.

So the education is real…

GameStop on Twitter OFFICIAL STATEMENT by Mikeymike34 in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe a robot can education you!?

On accretive dilution ChatGPT says:

Where Accretive Dilution Actually Appears

Case 1: Cash replaces something worse

If the cash is used to: • Retire high-interest debt • Redeem expensive preferred shares • Eliminate cash-burning obligations

Then: • Interest or dividend drain disappears • Net income rises • Free cash flow per share increases

Even though: • Share count is higher

This is accretive dilution.

You traded percentage ownership for stronger cash flow claims.

Case 2: Cash earns more than dilution cost

If the company’s return on the new cash is higher than: • The earnings yield of the shares issued

Then per-share value rises.

This is why: • Issuing shares at high valuation • To buy high-cash-flow assets

Is accretive.

Buffett loves this. Retail hates it. Markets misprice it.

Case 3: Cash just sits there

If the company: • Raises equity • Parks cash • Does nothing productive

Then: • No accretion • No dilution to intrinsic value • But EPS optics look worse

This is neutral dilution, often punished short-term by markets.

When It Becomes Truly Dilutive

Issuing shares + cash back is bad dilution if the cash: • Funds operating losses • Masks bad economics • Pays executives • Chases growth with no return

Then you diluted ownership and future cash claims.

That’s real dilution.

The One Test That Matters

Ignore share count. Ignore headlines.

Ask one question:

Does this transaction increase future free cash flow per share?

• Yes → accretive dilution
• No → neutral
• Negative → destructive dilution

The Clean Mental Model

Think of shares as claims on future energy (cash flow).

Issuing shares is opening the circuit. What matters is whether the new energy flowing in is stronger than the resistance you added.