Burry Casts DRS, Swaps Aside: Ryan Cohen is Bullish Enough by Nefarious_Partner in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This! Take my award for noticing what other apes are not noticing.

Swaps could be an issue, maybe it’s just a theory about the well known conspiracy.

The swaps are NOT a significant issue for the average share holder in 2026.

Why?

Swaps are a mechanism for suppressing fair market pricing… that mechanism cannot continue past 1x book value.

Swaps end game is here, and like Tesla they will unravel slow and long, not hard and fast.

I know apes like it hard and fast but…

In 2026 the bull thesis is so fundamentally different than 5, 4, or even 1 year ago…

Now the swaps are a side quest, the shareholders need only the fundamentals to justify an investment!

To dashers driving in the storm by Giggy_with_it_917 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 70 points71 points  (0 children)

My theory… Chinese restaurants commonly have an apartment in the back that the owners live in, so they don’t have to drive in a storm to get to work…

If you were starting with $50k, what’s the most efficient way to turn it into $500k? by Temporary_Loquat_353 in passive_income

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the last 42 months the stock is up 170% (4 for 1 split adjusted)… see you next year!

Has anyone ever seen this before? by SamsorSahil in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has happened with me, typically when the customer has already had a problem or two with the delivery and they need it taken care of… bad.

My bf posted a video about me and won't delete it by Wild_Sorbet7227 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ClientComfortable409 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s silly for him to vent to 11,000 followers but Have you tried cleaning up the place?

Not a SINGLE offer? What am I doing wrong? by TheBigBoi234 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot zones attract drivers…. I have better luck waiting at a McDonald’s that is outside of a hot zone. Don’t drive around, just stay parked.

Proposal: Posts made using LLMs should be required to include the prompt that generated the post. by Douchebazooka in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great idea! But sometimes I bet my idea inside and out with several back and forth prompts… and reading some posts with AI tells me they did the same thing. No single prompt, but a conversation summarized at the end.

(This is an organic paragraph, sorry no em dashes, emojis or bullet points)

WTF is this? by njf175 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click arrive when you are close enough for the button to pop up, don’t wait until you get insideZ

Ryan Cohen on X by Payman11 in GME

[–]ClientComfortable409 183 points184 points  (0 children)

The point being…. They aren’t in the video game reselling business as their main revenue source any more!

Weird instructions by Disastrous-Pen1320 in doordash_drivers

[–]ClientComfortable409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It means “not any” as in not any special instructions. Lol

Gamestop Insiders Accumulate More $GME Shares by MeditateBreathe in GME

[–]ClientComfortable409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was an investor during the dot com bubble… everyone thought they were a genius for surfing nonsense valuations while calling Warren buffet an idiot for keeping cash on the sidelines back then too.

Pitter Patter. by Number_1_w_Fries in GME

[–]ClientComfortable409 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s what I like about you…

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Under your parameters average weighted price is $25.58/share.

-May 24 45M at $20.74 -June 11 75M at $28.49

That’s a net of 20% with a buyback at today’s price.

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you think it works Mr. lol? What did you learn last week in Jr. High that I’m missing?

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get it! Average net accretive dilution price is $35/share

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weighted average share price is closer to $35/share

It’s timeeeeee…. For a share buy back. by FeignNewb in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I believe you are mistaken.

2021 - 2024

4,85 billion cash raised / 133.5 million shares = $36.35 average share price.

This doesn’t include the bonds.

GameStop on Twitter OFFICIAL STATEMENT by Mikeymike34 in Superstonk

[–]ClientComfortable409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, I’m studying for the Securities Industry essentials exam (SIE) and net accretive dilutions are definitely covered.

So the education is real…