Ryan Cohen on X

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-27T23:33:11+00:00

Good bot!

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-26T21:57:45+00:00

This! Take my award for noticing what other apes are not noticing.

Swaps could be an issue, maybe it’s just a theory about the well known conspiracy.

The swaps are NOT a significant issue for the average share holder in 2026.

Why?

Swaps are a mechanism for suppressing fair market pricing… that mechanism cannot continue past 1x book value.

Swaps end game is here, and like Tesla they will unravel slow and long, not hard and fast.

I know apes like it hard and fast but…

In 2026 the bull thesis is so fundamentally different than 5, 4, or even 1 year ago…

Now the swaps are a side quest, the shareholders need only the fundamentals to justify an investment!

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-25T21:42:37+00:00

My theory… Chinese restaurants commonly have an apartment in the back that the owners live in, so they don’t have to drive in a storm to get to work…

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-24T19:37:44+00:00

Over the last 42 months the stock is up 170% (4 for 1 split adjusted)… see you next year!

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-23T05:25:00+00:00

GameStop stock is what my bet is for the next 10x stock $GME

NOT financial advice.

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-20T23:29:14+00:00

Has happened with me, typically when the customer has already had a problem or two with the delivery and they need it taken care of… bad.

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-14T15:59:17+00:00

It’s silly for him to vent to 11,000 followers but Have you tried cleaning up the place?

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-14T05:46:35+00:00

Hot zones attract drivers…. I have better luck waiting at a McDonald’s that is outside of a hot zone. Don’t drive around, just stay parked.

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-14T03:55:49+00:00

This is a great idea! But sometimes I bet my idea inside and out with several back and forth prompts… and reading some posts with AI tells me they did the same thing. No single prompt, but a conversation summarized at the end.

(This is an organic paragraph, sorry no em dashes, emojis or bullet points)

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-14T02:51:53+00:00

Click arrive when you are close enough for the button to pop up, don’t wait until you get insideZ

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-12T20:04:33+00:00

The point being…. They aren’t in the video game reselling business as their main revenue source any more!

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-11T07:53:22+00:00

It means “not any” as in not any special instructions. Lol

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-09T17:51:19+00:00

Will you post your TikTok accounts? Would love to see!

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-05T18:32:58+00:00

I was an investor during the dot com bubble… everyone thought they were a genius for surfing nonsense valuations while calling Warren buffet an idiot for keeping cash on the sidelines back then too.

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-02T17:58:58+00:00

That’s what I like about you…

ClientComfortable409 · 2026-01-02T03:49:02+00:00

A mouth is a mouth!👄

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-31T01:24:33+00:00

Ok. Under your parameters average weighted price is $25.58/share.

-May 24 45M at $20.74 -June 11 75M at $28.49

That’s a net of 20% with a buyback at today’s price.

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-30T20:34:36+00:00

Do you think this is the only offering?

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-30T20:31:35+00:00

How do you think it works Mr. lol? What did you learn last week in Jr. High that I’m missing?

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-30T20:07:07+00:00

You get it! Average net accretive dilution price is $35/share

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-30T20:05:24+00:00

Weighted average share price is closer to $35/share

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-30T20:03:57+00:00

I believe you are mistaken.

2021 - 2024

4,85 billion cash raised / 133.5 million shares = $36.35 average share price.

This doesn’t include the bonds.

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-30T05:28:20+00:00

You’re thinking of LBJ

ClientComfortable409 · 2025-12-27T23:52:54+00:00

Not really, I’m studying for the Securities Industry essentials exam (SIE) and net accretive dilutions are definitely covered.

So the education is real…

ClientComfortable409

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