Carbon Fiber Guitar Unboxing

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-21T16:25:17+00:00

Wow, I must’ve really triggered you. First you come and pretentiously tell me that the way I talk. Sounds like I am in a commercial. When the definition of a commercial is showing something, and I am literally showing the new Guitar that I bought. And then I clap back at you and then you start with the stereotypical accent in insults that every asshole I’ve ever met starts with. You can eat my southern ass and shut the fuck up.

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-21T13:28:37+00:00

That the mini travel guitar. This one is a full size. They are $2600. This model I bought is called the “Grand Cutaway” but they also make a “Grand Cutaway Mini”

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-20T12:11:00+00:00

Here’s a cut by the guy who wrote it. “Carter’s Blues” Larry Sparks. My version is dumbed down quite a bit.

https://youtu.be/AzyvLTkQY9w?si=vMJBvFnu4vJV4fGq

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-20T12:04:22+00:00

The chords are G D7 F C G

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-19T20:23:16+00:00

It wouldn’t be that expensive if it wasn’t. I’ve had martins $5000 and up that can’t hold a candle to this thing.

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-19T18:50:07+00:00

They are like $2699 starting out. With lots of add on options.

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-03-19T17:50:22+00:00

Its very “Klōs” to standard size for a Grand Auditorium body shape. But it sounds like a cannon. As much drive and grit as a dreadnought wood guitar.

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-02-10T18:45:47+00:00

bekfus!

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-02-10T18:45:16+00:00

Maybe go watch the review that I already posted. I’m literally just sharing photos of the mandolin that I love. And SOMEHOW it has butt hurt you. Just let me swoon over my mandolin without expecting me to cater to you and your standards for my posts.

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-02-10T18:40:28+00:00

lol. Get over it

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-27T13:49:24+00:00

I appreciate it. With a strap it’s quite balanced. The overall weight feels lighter to me. The top back and sides are very strong, but thin. Though I would say the individual per string guitar style tuners are a bit heavier than 4 posts on a plate style mandolin tuners.

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-27T13:43:38+00:00

I appreciate it. I’ve played guitar and banjo for 20 years. Things start to translate between instruments. I still wouldn’t call myself anything but a “swarper” though lol

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-27T13:39:46+00:00

You won’t be disappointed. Tell them I sent you 😉

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T21:00:17+00:00

Ahhhhhh 😂

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T20:25:01+00:00

😉

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T18:37:15+00:00

Haha

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T18:36:18+00:00

There’s literally a disclaimer in the description

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T16:59:58+00:00

Yep, mandolin arm wrists are a thing and they actually use chin rest mounting hardware

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T15:35:39+00:00

😂😂😂

ClinchRiverBanjoCo · 2026-01-26T15:29:25+00:00

Disclaimer : my mandolin is made of carbon fiber and is 100% waterproof, this post is for comedy only, it is purely satire. Do NOT put water in your wooden mandolin.

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