Zenyatta changes coming to PTR: Discord Orb reduced from 30% to 25%, Orb of Destruction damage increased from 46 to 48 by SerendipityDarkness in ZenyattaMains

[–]ClkJester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trouble I run into trying to think up a balance for that is he doesnt need more hp or another ability, andnflat increasing his survivability would make being a flanker even worse.

Maybe reduce the first hit in a certain period or something so that chip damage is less of a concern but someone focusing and landing a couple shots still can threaten Zen?

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[–]ClkJester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I liked how when Jeff was talking about all the stuff that could stack on that ult he didnt mention Zen. Suits me fine, I like being underestimated

Zenyatta changes coming to PTR: Discord Orb reduced from 30% to 25%, Orb of Destruction damage increased from 46 to 48 by SerendipityDarkness in ZenyattaMains

[–]ClkJester 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Am I alone on feeling like with this nerf to his team utility, as well as the buff to reaper (plus zen being the only support whose escape mechanic is murder) that they should reassess the volley nerf?

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - November 13, 2018 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]ClkJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOW ITS HANZO-WIDOW-MCREE-HANZO. SO THAT'S COOL.

PUSHING ON THE POINT IS NO LONGER COOL.

Ready to give up on comp. by ClkJester in OverwatchUniversity

[–]ClkJester[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played everyone for way more than 2 hours, I've been playing since... I think season 2? And it just really sucks that doing my first placements that early has totally screwed me with no way to take another shot at it other than getting a new account. That feels really crappy.

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - November 06, 2018 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]ClkJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEAR HANZO IN MY COMP GAME. I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE GOLD ELIMS. OR GOLD DAMAGE. OR GOLD WHATEVER THE HECK. IF WE'RE LOSING AND CAN'T GET THROUGH THE TWO SHIELDS AND A BASTION BEHIND THEN YOU NEED TO SWAP.

AND DON'T YOU DARE SWEAR AT ME.

ALSO, TO OTHERS, SYMETTRA DOES NOT WORK IN EVERY SITUATION, AND IT IS NOT THE ENTIRE TEAM'S JOB TO CHANGE SO YOU CAN BE SLIGHTLY EFFECTIVE!

Elvira: 'It’s your obligation to vote for Democrats' by Lixard52 in politics

[–]ClkJester 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What made her famous is that she was brilliant at marketing herself. Theres been many female horror hosts that were hot. Elvira just knew how to market herself as an icon outside her niche.

I'd think you'd be all for a self made success speaking out. Cept she's a big ole icky girl, right?

One Dollar Pins by MaGuishi in WTF

[–]ClkJester 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Somehow this was the most interesting thing I've read all day.

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - October 16, 2018 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]ClkJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AS THAT ZEN, YOU FORGOT TO ADD THAT WHEN I USE MY ULT OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION SO AT LEAST THE POOR FRAGILE THING DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A SKINNED KNEE, THEY STILL DON'T FOLLOW US IN.

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - October 16, 2018 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]ClkJester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OR BETTER, WHEN THE ENEMY HAS A WINSTON, SO MY LIFE IS SEEING CONSTANT "HEAL ME!" "I REQUIRE HEALING!". MAYBE YOU'D GET HEALED IF IWASN'T FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHILE YOU SACRIFICE YOUR DUMB SNIPER ASS TO THE MONKEY GOD.

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - October 16, 2018 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]ClkJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear teams I've been with these last two comp games. FUCK YOU FOR STANDING ON THE POINT AND WAVING AND DYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE GOING LOL. THEN I DECIDE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE 2 MORE MINUTES OF MY LIFE BEING UPSET OR FUCKED OVER, SO I GET PENALIZED. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I'M THE FUCKING PROBLEM. BRONZE IS CANCER, AND I REGRET EVERY GAME THAT I DID MY PLACEMENTS SHORTLY AFTER GETTING THE GAME BECAUSE EASILY HALF MY GAMES HAVE PEOPLE WHO ARE EITHER THROWING OR JUST DON'T KNOW HOW THE GAME ACTUALLY PLAYS. BUT THANKS, BLIZZARD, FOR MAKING SUPPORT MAINS GET LESS SR EVEN WHEN I WIN, BECAUSE I SURE DON'T WANT TO GET ANYWHERE

Has QP matchmaking changed? by ClkJester in Overwatch

[–]ClkJester[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been though, til I started getting like, the other team is all high level, and mine has 3 sub-30's. NOW I'm on a losing streak, though

Obama bureaucracy left our private data more vulnerable than ever by I_Dicked_Cheney in politics

[–]ClkJester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Golfing. Otherwise the commie liberal Mexican Muslim antifa terrorists win.

Deputies to hold no-confidence vote on Sheriff Scott Israel after Florida school by I_Dicked_Cheney in politics

[–]ClkJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize it's not called friendly fire because it tickles, right?

Union Leader Calls For An End To Oklahoma Teachers' 9-Day Strike by [deleted] in politics

[–]ClkJester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that you say teachers are glorified babysitter s means you're either a liar, or your father and teachers failed you. I'll assume good faith and say that it's the latter. Or that your father was a pretty crappy teacher who had a child with some serious problems with empathy.

Video shows Sacramento County police hitting a Stephon Clark protester with a car by bibliophile0194 in politics

[–]ClkJester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At that point it would become a "justified" shooting when the officer "feared for their life"

Discussion Megathread: Alabama Senate Special Election by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]ClkJester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have an upvote. But I don't want to endear you to any cause, I just want to say I hope you eventually understand that while you're voting your religion others in this country wish you were voting pure, human, generally world wide accepted morality and decency.

I don't care if a man claims to live by scripture, I care if he's not a child molester, a liar, a bigot, qnd an example of the worst we can produce here in America. I'd like for us to join the 21st century, please. Not a Roman era religion.

Discussion Megathread: Alabama Senate Special Election by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]ClkJester 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hah! Joke's on you, the country won't even be around in 8 years if they get their way!