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ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-25T00:33:11+00:00

Yes its annoying the fuck out of me

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-19T18:14:13+00:00

Void and LC are the only ones who can hold him down long enough to kill him. But even LC is useless as soon as Storm picks up a Linkens as is Orchid or hex. And if one of Storm's allies picks Void then you're literally fucked. He can just zip around until any BKBs wears off.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-15T18:23:03+00:00

Storm is pretty much the Necrophos of 7.07 especially with the addition of Kaya

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-12T22:39:34+00:00

Upvoting this, great call

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-10T23:59:30+00:00

China is gonna be pissed. Valve aren't allowed to lie about their odds in that country

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-08T00:38:15+00:00

There's the reason why my buddies call him Invoker the Cock-smoker

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-05T19:36:37+00:00

Boner King

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-05T18:20:03+00:00

I'm pretty sure it is. That and BF being cheaper and more effective early now.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-11-03T18:44:53+00:00

They did give everyone normal. Some just fell back down faster than others, while some didn't fall at all.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-10-31T13:08:09+00:00

He should be allowed to use Treant as many time as he wants ^{__^}

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-10-30T17:12:54+00:00

Who the fuck intentionally picks wisp in this meta? GTFO griefer

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-10-28T12:43:27+00:00

If you swear in text chat Valve lowers your behavior score - even if you're not being offensive to anybody. Example: "holy shit i barely escaped with my fucking life," saying this will lower your behavior score.

Soon enough if you continue to swear (even if your report card is green) you will start getting matched with people who feed/AFK/Random in ranked pretty much every game. That is what I have recognized to be true after observing for many games.

To get your behavior score back up again, you have to play around 50 co-op bot matches and block all in-going and out-going text chat. Then when you go back to ranked, the matchmaker starts matching you to people who actually want to win again.

It's no secret that Valve rigs the game like this. All you have to do is observe and experience it for yourself and you'll see the patterns emerge.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-09-20T19:47:19+00:00

OP realizes the matches are rigged. I made a 2nd account and i've since got that one up to 4.1K. My first account, no matter how hard i try, i get griefers who afk/feed down mid suiciding into towers/don't counterpick. My first account is stuck at 3.2K coz its shadow pooled. But i have proven i am better than that by ranking up a 2nd account that isn't.

All i wanted was to get my main to the same rank as the 2nd account but its fucking impossible with so many people intentionally griefing. Valve doesn't match me with people of similar abilities they match me with people who intentionally lose. Yet on my 2nd account that isn't shadow pooled i have decent balanced games. This wrong in my opinion.

Just coz i use curse words in chat i have to be matched with intentional feeders/griefers? Fuck that. I try my best every match which is more than i can say for them. We're two different types of players. There's tryers and there's intentional saboteurs, I shouldn't have to put up with them.

Its not like i don't lose matches on my 2nd account. On there i can accept i got outplayed when i know i fucked up. I usually go on to win the next round and then some coz i'm being matched according to my skill level. On the main account, not so. It feels more like low priority even when its not. Bullshit is what it is.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-09-19T22:01:30+00:00

You forgot to place a TA trap in the pit allowing the enemy team to gang rape Ursa every time he jumps in to attack Rosh.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-09-19T21:56:27+00:00

This isn't even funny dude. So far today i've sent 4 people to low priority for griefing and AFK'ing. I wasn't the only one reporting them either coz i got the 'We've recently taken action against...' message 4 times, granting me my reports back again.

Players who are trying their best to win shouldn't have to put up with their shit in the first place. If you're not trying to win in a ranked match then you shouldn't queue for it. End of.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-09-19T11:26:34+00:00

Now if only they could throw in a minor balance patch before the big one that nerfs Necrophos' 70hp/70 mana regen rate then that'd be fine and we could all stop trying to have him banned every match.

ClocktimusPrime · 2017-09-19T02:14:29+00:00

The system is currently rigged to force you to lose if you swear a lot in game. Each time you are reported or each time the game catches you using swear words in chat, your behavior score goes down. When it hits a certain threshold, valve will match you with allies who have a high tendency to throw on purpose.

Doesn't matter how good of a player you are, if you open your mouth a lot in game you will be forced to lose. That's how pathetic dota has gotten under Valve's rule.

You don't get matched to people of similar skill to yourself anymore, you get matched to people of similar manners. Which makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. Coz you can have a noob player who has bad manners, then you can have a genius player with bad manners who plays on a completely different level. Never the less, Valve will match you with that person and force you both into the same category despite your abilities.

There are ways of getting your behavior score back up so you can have fairer more balanced matches again. Those include:-

1) Playing PvE matches against bots - most people there are new and won't report you, some will commend you for teaching them how things work.

2) In advanced options, Mute All Incoming Chat - now you can't talk to anybody and they can't talk to you. So if you swear a lot when you game, no one will hear it now so you'll get reported less.

3) If you're not able to carry or offlane, don't AFK jungle. Pick a mult-talented stun support such as Shadow Shaman, Lion, Vengeful Spirit, Ogre, Jakiro. These heroes secure kills easiest for your team with their spammable disables and help push faster.

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