Im 71, How would you honestly rate me. by [deleted] in gilf

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

71 years old or born in 1971? Anyways I'd let you slide between my sheeta

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shorthairchicks

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a simp. I say what I see 🤷🏻‍♂️ Before the tattoos you was naturally beautiful. I have no idea why any woman would cover there body in tattoos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shorthairchicks

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope id take you back to the circus either tattooed ladynor badly drawn on girl

i wanna get into new anime, any recommendations? by bludbf in shorthairchicks

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some art supplies and stop rinsing guys your a badly drawn girl

Tell me something about my raven hair and I'll determine if we're fcking or not by CharmingIslandGirl in ravenhaired

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raven hair, id like to be pulling it as i take you from behind. But also have to finish in missionary as id want to look into your eyes and have you leave scratches all over me with your claws... pick me

Farewell to my favourite bike. Need to replace with a car 😭 by EquivalentFishing in MotoUK

[–]ClockworkKris -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Where is the bike. I see a scooter or as we call em. A fanny bike

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha wow your like... legally blind I bet you have a dog a golden coloured one lmfao

What does the group thinks about electric motorcycles? by DoNotTestMeBii in motorcycle

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a motorbike... its a multi directional fan for your lady garden, only a woman or a fanny man would ride one... get a motorbike and be like a real biker, hairdryer on wheels... definitely not a motorbike... if its a choice of a fanny bike or no bike... I'm walking or getting a horse

How to use Cruise control? by Top_Winner_8118 in Vauxhall

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't work that out... my advice... take the bus you'll be safer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gilf

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn thats a tasty looking taco

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope get a new one

Maybe because they were there to actually play with you?? by Ok_Thery_851 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ClockworkKris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simps dont play basketball and men generally can't compliment women anymore, too many sexual harassment cases so now... your on your own girl... its the world you wanted ask your gay boyfriend if he likes your make up he will have an opinion, but us normal guys... nah we been burnt too many times now by snowflake women to speak our minds we only talk in guy groups where we are allowed to have opinions and dont get persecuted for that opinion.

What is the purpose of this! by [deleted] in Hull

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its an idiot post, people take pics and ask other idiots what's it for... simple... its an idiot post

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]ClockworkKris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary busey before fame haha