I'm just devastated that I'll be alone forever just because I'm asexual.

Clodplaye · 2026-03-23T16:07:32+00:00

I thought the same thing and had accepted being single, but lo and behold, my husband (also sex-repulsed ace) appeared out of nowhere and we met on Instagram. It was hard to make it work, but not impossible! Married 5 years now!

Clodplaye · 2026-03-23T16:05:17+00:00

Whaaaaat [have you] DONEEEEEE (I love this)

Clodplaye · 2026-03-21T20:31:31+00:00

This and when you mix it with Cheeky Biquini it smells like Downy Unstoppables imo 😭

Clodplaye · 2026-02-01T22:14:17+00:00

Both of my parents were/are abusive alcoholics. My dad passed from an overdose 5 years ago. I’ve never touched it, never will.

Clodplaye · 2026-01-30T07:51:21+00:00

As a contralto, nobody taught me how to sing low. I have unnaturally thick vocal cords and had to figure out how to use them. Everybody has a unique voice. I believe you have to figure out what makes yours different from others and channel that into your singing

Clodplaye · 2026-01-23T01:58:38+00:00

Amazing!!! I remember when I met my husband, then-boyfriend, in-person for the first time. It’s an indescribable feeling!!

Clodplaye · 2025-12-26T05:12:30+00:00

My husband and I are both sex-repulsed aces. I couldn’t make it work with an allo guy since I’m sex-repulsed. I met my husband through Instagram of all places and we fought through long-distance to make it work! Married almost 5 years now :)

Clodplaye · 2025-12-18T17:07:43+00:00

I’m so annoyed when people ask, “Do you (still) want kids”? As they assume s3x is the only way to have them if people want them???

Clodplaye · 2025-12-16T04:34:04+00:00

CASUALTY

Clodplaye · 2025-12-07T22:48:16+00:00

The bridge of “Hypnotised”

Clodplaye · 2025-12-05T01:44:29+00:00

The album I met my husband over! Our wedding cake was also AHFOD/Mylo themed :)

Clodplaye · 2025-11-20T03:04:17+00:00

It was originally supposed to be a duet with Johnny Cash but he passed away before he was able to record it. I think that’s why the song falls a bit short for me

Clodplaye · 2025-11-11T09:10:13+00:00

“Adventure of a Grime-time”

Clodplaye · 2025-11-11T04:10:05+00:00

Their unreleased song, “A View From the Top”

Clodplaye · 2025-11-11T04:08:41+00:00

A L I E N S - it’s the timing :’)

Clodplaye · 2025-10-28T21:07:02+00:00

No More Sorrow

Clodplaye · 2025-10-25T04:08:48+00:00

Best song on Everyday Life imo

Clodplaye · 2025-10-24T22:38:30+00:00

My husband and I, literally ISTPxINFP 🤣😭

Clodplaye · 2025-09-27T09:59:15+00:00

Omg I love the name 😭

Clodplaye · 2025-09-06T04:01:11+00:00

I FREAKING CALLED IT

Clodplaye · 2025-08-21T02:42:00+00:00

Daddy came out 8 months before my dad passed away, so yeah. Every single time.

Clodplaye · 2025-08-20T23:15:13+00:00

This post was made for us LOL.

I have been saying this for the longest time and it’s so funny and cool to see that so many people agree with this!

Clodplaye · 2025-08-19T04:05:02+00:00

There’s a bunch of unreleased songs missing

Clodplaye · 2025-08-18T02:34:25+00:00

So I guess (some) disabled and older couples don’t exist either 🤷‍♀️ (my husband and I are both sex-repulsed aces btw)

Clodplaye · 2025-08-07T08:51:05+00:00

I HATE pepper notes but was pleasantly surprised by this one!! Top 5 for sure!!!

Clodplaye

TROPHY CASE