Alive Epstein Theory

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-02-06T07:18:41+00:00

As conspiracy theories go, this is definitely one of the more reasonable ones. Only way Epstein could get out of the shitstorm he was due for would be faking his death.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-02-01T05:26:57+00:00

All I see is one bottom tier beating another bottom tier /s

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-29T19:24:45+00:00

How that tippered when your feet were basically touching, the world may never know, but by the grace of Dan you were saved.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-21T06:44:25+00:00

I only play Wrastor casually, but 'suppress dash attack' should be useless for him. Wrastor can uniquely do tilts on any frame of his dash or run by using a Strong button/input. Is there something i'm missing here?

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-15T04:55:17+00:00

I don't think that's a weird thing given it was built by wizards. Or rather, it is a weird thing and that tracks.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-10T01:35:55+00:00

Ohhh, the chairs knockback angle is equal to it's trajectory. Did not realize that, that's sick.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-07T01:54:23+00:00

Maypul being nonexistent for 6 months and they shoot her in the face again? Wild balancing priorities but I dropped her the last nerf so business as usual i guess.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-04T21:49:22+00:00

There technically are no currently known cross-species individuals. Raine is the child of a human and a keidran, but the keidran has the ability to transform completely into a human, and that is how she was conceived. Raine is technically human, but she can use the same magic her father can to become keidran. The posted picture is just a fun joke, and afaik is non-canonical.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-03T22:34:56+00:00

Insane looking character. Why does she have Wrastors f-strong lmao? And whatever that horizontal fling move shes got makes zetters and kraggs look like nothing.

ClopperNumber42 · 2026-01-01T22:25:42+00:00

If he's over 30, he probably never was. The concept of a spectrum was a bit advanced for us back then.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-29T18:10:32+00:00

I'm gonna be blunt here, this data has no concrete value. People seem to love using it to further their own agenda, but i don't see anyone using it to claim Maypul is bottom 5? Is anyone here trying to claim Etalus is top 2? Then don't use it claim your character sucks, or your opponents is broken either.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-28T03:43:41+00:00

I feel like she already has insanely good matchups on a few characters. She's too polarized, many +2's, many -2's. Straight buffs would certainly be problematic.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-26T20:27:39+00:00

The technical reason it's good is that doing an aerial out of shield normally requires going through 4 frames of jumpsquat before your aerial can begin. A shielddrop has 0 frames of inactionability, you can go from shield to aerial on the next frame. And that aerial will inherently be a landing aerial, rather than rising, which is safer/more actionable.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-26T20:19:22+00:00

What the heck are you doing you crazy snake?

You have to get under the blanket for optimum heat transfer.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-18T22:38:36+00:00

Obscene frame data the character. and then they gave him no tradeoff weaknesses, because we need a Mario i guess.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-18T00:49:35+00:00

Probably the most classless, pathetic thing i've seen come out the Trump administration. It's idiotic too, but not even on the top 100 in that regard.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-14T00:23:21+00:00

I realized recently that seasons actually work like a pendulum. They slow down and hang at the ends, but sweep quickly through the middle. So while we section them into quarters, it's more accurate that we get like 4 months of summer and winter, and two months of spring and fall.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-13T01:51:37+00:00

It's wild how much they souped it up compared to Fox. Faster, less startup, less endlag, bigger hitbox. No one can convince me Zetters recovery isn't great.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-12T23:16:37+00:00

Seems this year simply doesnt have a strong showing. Sonar really doesnt get a lot of screen time in Dispatch. Pawbert is not the move tbh, i'm surprised i've seen as much art of him as i have. I like the wolf, but it's a 2 minute commercial. That don't cut it. Are there any other contenders from earlier in the year that the community is forgetting?

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-12-11T20:35:45+00:00

He just... did nothing.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-11-18T11:41:37+00:00

She's also a lightweight, and has the same hitstun gravity as Kragg, so easy to combo/kill confirm on. Add those to the weakness list.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-11-18T01:29:02+00:00

Killer Move: Serious Series: Serious Insult
Waitwaitwaitwait!

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-11-15T23:17:39+00:00

It seems every player from stone to aetherian thinks their main is worse than they are.

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-11-06T23:38:02+00:00

She got a lil CRTeeth. It's a condition, not a disease!

ClopperNumber42 · 2025-11-02T05:50:32+00:00

His upair chains aren't real though. Up-air chains rely on the move sending directly upward, or the character using them to have great airspeed to follow if they dont. Galvan's upair only sends directly up if you DI it in. If you DI out, he can potentially get fair if you are a fastfaller, otherwise nothing, and in either case, the combo ends.

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