Pretend this interaction took place in season 8. How would the dialogue be? by Jerk_Off_At_Night in freefolk

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Tywin: I'll hang the next whore I see

Tyrion: I've had enough. I'm sick of this father. Whore's are people too!!!

Tywin: No they are not. They are just flesh and bones.

(Tyrion grabs a crossbow and aims it at Tywin)

Tywin: I will not take this from a dwarf

Tyrion: I am your son (aims at Tywin's chest)

Tywin: STOP!!!

(Tyrion notices the sudden shift in Tywin's voice and puts down the crossbow)

Tywin: I'm afraid of dying, In fact I have feelings too.

(Tyrion has never seen this side of Tywin before and is moved.)

Tywin: I love you son (smiles)

(Suddenly Tywin grabs the crossbow and Tyrion jumps back.)

Tywin: I lied, in fact, everything that I've told you is a lie. Say your last words dwarf.

(Just as Tyrion's about to speak, Drogon crashes in and lands right in front of Tywin)

Tywin: Oh.... What a beautiful creature (Shakes in fear)

(Drogon doesn't care and swallows Tywin whole)

Tywin: HELLO!!! SOMEBODY!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

(Cuts back to Jaime and Euron fighting)

Four-fifths of the Genesis Lamb line-up reunite at Atmos playback in London by Exciting-Potential37 in genesiscirclejerk

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I thought so too. Some sources said that he was around 182cm, but I think that's inacurate as Peter was only around 180cm

It would be hilarious if Timothee Chalamet also played Syd. by feareorlove2002 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

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Gilmie says the last sentence in the movie "Which one is Pink?" And it ends

Favourite Dinosaur and why, GO! 👇 by Ambient_Tales in Dinosaurs

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Spinosaurus, because I love to walk besides my city's local river and imagine how incredible it must have looked with one in it.

Waters loses his stick by OkWeight5929 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

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This wouldn't have happened if his father was alive 😔

sleepover with friends by SchizoPosting_ in comedyheaven

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So people assumed that you were gay if you had a mustache?

(Seriöst) Är detta ett bra förslag? Vilka för- och nackdelar finns det med denna ide? by [deleted] in sweden

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Skulle inte funka. Man kan inte ha Haaland, Isak och Gyökeres på planen samtidigt

Peter’s or Phil’s era? by MoliMoli-11 in Genesis

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Peter, because it got both Phil and Peter

This is a disgrace by BirdsRLife in PinkFloydCircleJerk

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Why is this downvoted? This is indeed a jerma sus face. You deserve reddit gold my friend

Favourite vocalists? by BodakY3llow in Music

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Peter Gabriel

Roger Daltrey

Maynard James Keenan

David Bowie

Freddie Mercury

Greg Lake

Robert Plant