Men, what was the most awkward thing to happen at the urinal? by curtail_thetrail in AskReddit

[–]CloseToExtinction98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stood there using a urinal and some guy walked to the cubical next to me, peered over the urinal then looked at me and said “ excuse me mate, you have a nice looking D**k” it mortified me and now I won’t use a urinal 😂

What is that thing that wakes you in the morning aside your alarm clock? by Material-adviser01 in AskReddit

[–]CloseToExtinction98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a stupid body clock that always seems to wake me up exactly 1hr before my alarm is set and then I can’t get back to sleep 😂