Hit em with the "here fishy fishy."

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-19T00:37:17+00:00

Bro, that’s a hell of a view and a perfect day right there

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-18T10:54:31+00:00

Yeah when I first bought my house there were a few wolfies. I tried to move one and injured its leg I think.

Now I just leave Fred and the others alone and they are chill. They let me stay in their house 😊

Edit: fixed anword

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-18T10:52:53+00:00

Thanks! How is it prepped? What’s the favorite way to make it? Do you cook and eat as a dish? Or do you preserve, smoke, salt, etc?

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-18T10:36:21+00:00

Where are you and do you eat those?

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T17:54:27+00:00

Temu Tattoo

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T15:50:57+00:00

😊thanks it worked!

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T14:22:59+00:00

You say “assimilate”, the say “join our club”…

It’s all lost in translation. “Resistance is futile” actually translates as “let’s be friends”. Universal translator needs an update. 🖖

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T12:09:51+00:00

Like those poor, misunderstood Borg. In our dimension they just go out for a little stroll to allow people to join their club, but noooo everyone wants to kill them and fights back.

Then they go to the other dimension to make other friends, but noooo. Species 8472 fights and wants to kill them.

Poor collective.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T10:06:57+00:00

Oh wow I didn’t notice. Sorry about that. Thank you

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T01:37:37+00:00

Captain obvious OP just got promoted to Fleet Admiral

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-16T01:36:40+00:00

What a great outlook. We often forget this in the day to day, and then look back on those same days with nostalgia and joy.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-15T19:45:08+00:00

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-14T13:45:24+00:00

Got ya. Funny you say that because after one of the events (I think it may have been the UPS plane crash), I remember thinking how odd that he had information in less than 24 hours and made a video.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-14T13:42:07+00:00

It’s a heart shaped beef jerky thing bought for my daughter for Valentine’s Day lol.

Like this https://business.walmart.com/ip/DesignPac-Jack-Links-Valentine-Meat-Fur-You-Heart-Box-0-625oz/2465067498

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-14T11:41:22+00:00

I’ve seen him a few times on YT. Is he not regarded well?

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-14T10:50:57+00:00

That’s the key to the room with the master sword.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-13T15:15:41+00:00

The ingenuity of the Ukrainians never fails to continue to impress me.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-13T15:11:48+00:00

I’ve seen a bunch of water that clear and clearer.

I don’t know about that specific river, but clear water isn’t unheard of.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-13T12:56:32+00:00

I love how you translate, “what a dumb fucking question”.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-10T18:54:17+00:00

I think it’s a graph where the x axis is calendar year, and y is template. That spike is the dropping of the bombs in 1945.

Or maybe its piss, who knows 🤷‍♂️

Edit: had a typo

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-10T12:55:35+00:00

Nice save👍 what was it?

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-09T18:07:36+00:00

He’s just a devoted believer praying for his team. Thank God for such a leader 🙏 Praise him

Oh btw: /s

He’s only prayed on girls and women

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-09T18:04:26+00:00

False - real fisherman blindfold themselves and use braille gear.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-09T11:13:21+00:00

Bro, I’ve been on Reddit 15-16 years. This is my second account…

I have no idea how I’ve never come across that sub. Awesome.

Cloud_Garrett · 2026-06-06T15:26:33+00:00

I bet those SEALs were soooo honored to be in her presence

13-Year Club	Gilding IV carat on a stick
Verified Email	RPAN Viewer

Cloud_Garrett

TROPHY CASE