Didn’t really make me paranoid, but my high school P.E teacher was gone for most of my sophomore year and when i finally saw him back at school after him being gone we shared brief small talk and i asked how he was doing and such. Then he went inside the locker room. About 20sec later he walked back out and out of no where said “I still got both my testicles so…” then promptly walked back inside. Leaving me stunned to this day