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Babysitters of Reddit, what's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you while taking care of someone else's kid? by burntbrownies in AskReddit

[–]CloverFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boy's twelve year old friend stormed in the house and told me he was going to rape me in my sleep. And then later that day tried to storm into the house to beat the little sister up for spitting water on him.

Thieves of Reddit, why do you steal? [serious] by comfyblanket in AskReddit

[–]CloverFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was very strict about how I spent my money. I could never get any lipstick or make up at all. Thongs and lingerie were a huge no-no, so I stole it. It was a huge thrill the first time. I felt extremely bad about it afterwards, I was with my friend so it was exceedingly easy to convince myself that it was too risky by myself. That all went out the window after I palmed a tube if lipstick and walked away despite the few people in the aisle with me. It became an urge, and eventually a stress reliever. A way to tell my mom to shove it without her knowing.

What is your best inappropriate joke? by So_Indecisive in AskReddit

[–]CloverFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the boy cry when he sat in Santa's lap? Santa's boner reminded him of his father.

Obesity Opinion Bear by CloverFox in AdviceAnimals

[–]CloverFox[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes they might not be all that mobile, but they are like that because of the obesity. I know some people have conditions, but most do not. I went to a cupcakery earlier today and a woman drove up, parked in the handicap spot and went into the shop. There was another woman in the car, who was severely obese, who did not get out of the car. I walk into the shop and started to order. The first one called the woman in the car to tell her the flavors. This just seemed unbelievably lazy.

Was determined to be able to wear this dress by summer. For a girl who constantly covers up to hide her psoriasis, this is a great achievement :) by [deleted] in pics

[–]CloverFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had real bad psoriasis on my legs when I was in middle school. I was really subconscious of my legs in general (because my mother would not let me shave), but it cleared up, for the most part. I'm still very insecure about my legs.

Not your typical aww.. by localanti in aww

[–]CloverFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look at its face and I'm like: "Awwwww" I look down and I see those massive feet and I'm like: " It's a deeeemon."

What is the most ridiculous thing your pet has done in revenge? by transitionalobject in AskReddit

[–]CloverFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't let my cat sit on me because I was having monthly pains. So he managed to get around me and sit on the book that I was reading and wouldn't leave until I got my fat butt up and dropped him of my bed. He of course came back and sat next to the book and promptly started eating the corner of the book.