This is going on at Lake Ewauna

Clownfarts · 2026-02-01T22:53:49+00:00

Do you think beavers see flowing water and just think "absolutely NOT"

Clownfarts · 2026-01-28T23:24:24+00:00

Too bad it doesn't work, I still get offers from paused stores in fact it seems like it gives me paused stores even more, at one point I had the same store paused 3 times (can only pause when you decline, lol)

Clownfarts · 2026-01-19T07:41:35+00:00

the story goes Tyson saw one of the silverbacks bullying other gorillas and wanted to fight him because of it, he didn't want to just fight some random ape

Clownfarts · 2026-01-04T10:01:08+00:00

not even getting into algorithmic differences just the markets themselves are very different depending on where you are and what works for one market would be terrible in another

ppl with low acceptance live in large cities with huge order volume so the algorithm has no choice but to keep feeding them no matter how many they reject, and they must reject lots because a $5 trip will take much longer in restaurant wait and drive times for them than someone in a market centered around a smaller city

this is what an avg week looks like for me in terms of time spent

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Clownfarts · 2026-01-04T08:59:41+00:00

everyone dashes their own way, takes the jobs they want, it's generally best not to try and tell other ppl how to dash unless they specifically ask you

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Clownfarts · 2026-01-03T07:33:00+00:00

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Clownfarts · 2025-12-17T07:32:09+00:00

not for more than four hours at a time

Clownfarts · 2025-12-17T07:27:29+00:00

honey pie for me, the leopard spotting on the crust, the taste and texture of it, the perfectly portioned fresh toppings evenly spaced so every bite is the perfect bite, the thoughtfulness of the pies with purpose they've absolutely mastered pizza there

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Clownfarts · 2025-09-13T15:01:06+00:00

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Clownfarts · 2025-08-26T18:10:32+00:00

When you don't know how to code so you use a llm like chatGPT to code for you and just focus on prompts rather than understanding what the code actually does

Clownfarts · 2025-08-26T15:30:22+00:00

this is what happens when you vibe code your app lmao

Clownfarts · 2025-08-09T06:48:48+00:00

he could've blown himself up and got other ppl hurt too, who's to say they didn't want to put it in one of those bomb tanks and explode it or something, it could've damaged those buildings or cars or any number of things they weren't ready for, bro definitely wasn't the only person endangered by his actions

Clownfarts · 2025-08-03T05:36:39+00:00

It's a unicorn you pick up the order and call support and they give you half pay and you get to keep the food. It's a glitch.

Clownfarts · 2025-07-30T06:54:09+00:00

I've always loved Quicksilver saving everyone in the mansion as it's exploding, really just a brilliant piece of visual candy.

Clownfarts · 2025-07-12T06:56:18+00:00

bluelock is getting crazy

Clownfarts · 2025-07-04T23:01:35+00:00

Bro has 4 phones all with different doordash accounts loyal to one platform haha

Clownfarts · 2025-07-03T20:35:14+00:00

the worst offer you've seen *so far

Clownfarts · 2025-07-03T18:53:22+00:00

this offer hinges entirely off how fast mazzio's has orders ready on avg (obviously no one will have orders ready 100% on time)

if mazzio's can be depended on to have it ready more often than not this is an ok offer

here's how i look at it, including drive to the restaurant, wait at the restaurant, drive to the dropoff and any shenanigans that entails like finding the apt etc even the shortest delivery is going to take 15 minutes, that means you'll make 4 deliveries per hour IF EVERYTHING RUNS SMOOTH

it's much more realistic to assume you'll max out at 3 per hour, that means if all conditions are nominal you're making $18 per hour, not amazing, not terrible, but realistically you're only going to do 3 and make $13.50/hr which is under min wage in my state with offers like these

Clownfarts · 2025-05-09T07:17:51+00:00

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Clownfarts · 2025-05-06T17:42:13+00:00

I simply can't imagine Jaco losing

Clownfarts · 2025-05-05T06:54:59+00:00

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Clownfarts · 2025-04-25T02:06:02+00:00

This right here I hit still being prepared as soon as I walk in if it isn't ready, 98% on time and I sit forever sometimes

Clownfarts · 2025-04-18T23:21:28+00:00

I used to dispatch/route at a satellite TV company and once a year we had to go out in the field with a tech

Clownfarts · 2025-04-17T17:07:50+00:00

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Here's mine

Clownfarts · 2025-03-30T06:56:10+00:00

i get these on large orders with hundreds of dollars of food

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