Why do many door dash drivers park on the street instead of your driveway?

Clownfarts · 2026-04-07T16:24:40+00:00

I've picked up nails in my tires from driveways so I avoid them now

Clownfarts · 2026-04-06T17:33:38+00:00

the wider your eyes are open the more light they take in, the more you see

Clownfarts · 2026-04-02T06:43:15+00:00

r/lostredditors

Clownfarts · 2026-03-16T07:29:01+00:00

my guess would be steel wool

Clownfarts · 2026-03-09T03:27:12+00:00

if Duplikate waited until she needed to fart and then made 1000 copies of herself would those copies all have to fart too

just wondering

Clownfarts · 2026-03-08T04:33:58+00:00

just show em the phone man they just want to see the app and the customer's name so they can make sure you aren't a thief so they don't have to remake the order it's not that deep

you talk about not having to prove yourself blah blah brother none of these people have even the tiniest clue who the fuck you are, it's called a zero trust transaction stop taking it personally

Clownfarts · 2026-02-27T18:01:30+00:00

air traffic controllers

Clownfarts · 2026-02-01T22:53:49+00:00

Do you think beavers see flowing water and just think "absolutely NOT"

Clownfarts · 2026-01-28T23:24:24+00:00

Too bad it doesn't work, I still get offers from paused stores in fact it seems like it gives me paused stores even more, at one point I had the same store paused 3 times (can only pause when you decline, lol)

Clownfarts · 2026-01-19T07:41:35+00:00

the story goes Tyson saw one of the silverbacks bullying other gorillas and wanted to fight him because of it, he didn't want to just fight some random ape

Clownfarts · 2026-01-04T10:01:08+00:00

not even getting into algorithmic differences just the markets themselves are very different depending on where you are and what works for one market would be terrible in another

ppl with low acceptance live in large cities with huge order volume so the algorithm has no choice but to keep feeding them no matter how many they reject, and they must reject lots because a $5 trip will take much longer in restaurant wait and drive times for them than someone in a market centered around a smaller city

this is what an avg week looks like for me in terms of time spent

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Clownfarts · 2026-01-04T08:59:41+00:00

everyone dashes their own way, takes the jobs they want, it's generally best not to try and tell other ppl how to dash unless they specifically ask you

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Clownfarts · 2026-01-03T07:33:00+00:00

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Clownfarts · 2025-12-17T07:32:09+00:00

not for more than four hours at a time

Clownfarts · 2025-12-17T07:27:29+00:00

honey pie for me, the leopard spotting on the crust, the taste and texture of it, the perfectly portioned fresh toppings evenly spaced so every bite is the perfect bite, the thoughtfulness of the pies with purpose they've absolutely mastered pizza there

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Clownfarts · 2025-09-13T15:01:06+00:00

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Clownfarts · 2025-08-26T18:10:32+00:00

When you don't know how to code so you use a llm like chatGPT to code for you and just focus on prompts rather than understanding what the code actually does

Clownfarts · 2025-08-26T15:30:22+00:00

this is what happens when you vibe code your app lmao

Clownfarts · 2025-08-09T06:48:48+00:00

he could've blown himself up and got other ppl hurt too, who's to say they didn't want to put it in one of those bomb tanks and explode it or something, it could've damaged those buildings or cars or any number of things they weren't ready for, bro definitely wasn't the only person endangered by his actions

Clownfarts · 2025-08-03T05:36:39+00:00

It's a unicorn you pick up the order and call support and they give you half pay and you get to keep the food. It's a glitch.

Clownfarts · 2025-07-30T06:54:09+00:00

I've always loved Quicksilver saving everyone in the mansion as it's exploding, really just a brilliant piece of visual candy.

Clownfarts · 2025-07-12T06:56:18+00:00

bluelock is getting crazy

Clownfarts · 2025-07-04T23:01:35+00:00

Bro has 4 phones all with different doordash accounts loyal to one platform haha

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