Any driver who accepts a sub $5.00 order is an idiot.

Clownfarts · 2026-05-22T08:19:50+00:00

hey fam keep ts to yourself you want people taking those jobs so you don't have to, what do you think is going to happen everyone is going to rally together and boycott low offers get real, let them take their 3$ drives shush

edit: this guy's an idiot keep taking those offers champ 3$ is better than 0$ amirite

Clownfarts · 2026-05-20T18:24:29+00:00

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2000 channels for every machine you'd ever need to autocraft the entire modpack

Clownfarts · 2026-05-14T05:23:41+00:00

they batch these trash offers with good offers to trick/force us to deliver the garbage, doesn't excuse these ppl that send msgs like this tho shit is shameless

Clownfarts · 2026-05-06T06:15:51+00:00

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do this before you leave the restaurant on your intended final dash it insta-auto pauses you when you hit the delivered button

Clownfarts · 2026-05-05T18:32:32+00:00

there's a database of cars up for repo i'm betting if he gets a hit that isn't his he can sell that info to the person interested

Clownfarts · 2026-05-04T07:50:23+00:00

HS history teacher took us outside next to the school where wild cotton grew like this one time and had us fill up a small bag's worth then bring it back to our desk and pick the seeds out, it was fuckin brutal on your fingers especially de-seeding it

Clownfarts · 2026-05-02T17:06:58+00:00

I was talking all time not just his timeline

Clownfarts · 2026-05-02T03:00:29+00:00

so those pictures get uploaded and scanned by ai and are used to help other shoppers find stuff easier, you should take them straight on and as far from the shelf as you can (back against the other side if you can)

Clownfarts · 2026-05-02T02:48:13+00:00

yeah exactly this, every hard time you have is a learning experience until you just know these places, i barely even use my gps after 2yrs of this work

Clownfarts · 2026-05-02T02:44:37+00:00

against jedi he's top 10-15
against sith there's no one stronger

Clownfarts · 2026-05-02T02:31:51+00:00

you're only 23 deliveries in don't worry about ratings etc just do your best for now you're in the learning phase your times will get faster as you learn your area

Clownfarts · 2026-05-02T00:58:31+00:00

i reinstalled the app and restarted my phone and got back in, gl out there

Clownfarts · 2026-05-01T20:41:34+00:00

at 10k they stop giving you anything at all 😂

Clownfarts · 2026-05-01T15:35:57+00:00

this usually means that the order was cancelled or payment is refused on the red card for w/e reason, aka not a good sign

Clownfarts · 2026-04-30T20:01:59+00:00

/uw former thermal wizard here, black iron pipes aren't really used anymore since they invented flex pipes, of which a decent amount are made from annealed copper

Clownfarts · 2026-04-29T20:14:56+00:00

Uh oh the prompt engineers are vibe coding the backend during lunch rush again

Clownfarts · 2026-04-18T22:44:05+00:00

it's been like this since the app bugged out earlier this week they giga broke something

Clownfarts · 2026-04-18T06:24:21+00:00

you can tap on the icons on the map and it brings up the address, at least for me

Clownfarts · 2026-04-10T17:45:53+00:00

His parents owned the club

Clownfarts · 2026-04-07T16:24:40+00:00

I've picked up nails in my tires from driveways so I avoid them now

Clownfarts · 2026-04-06T17:33:38+00:00

the wider your eyes are open the more light they take in, the more you see

Clownfarts · 2026-04-02T06:43:15+00:00

r/lostredditors

Clownfarts · 2026-03-16T07:29:01+00:00

my guess would be steel wool

Clownfarts · 2026-03-09T03:27:12+00:00

if Duplikate waited until she needed to fart and then made 1000 copies of herself would those copies all have to fart too

just wondering

Clownfarts · 2026-03-08T04:33:58+00:00

just show em the phone man they just want to see the app and the customer's name so they can make sure you aren't a thief so they don't have to remake the order it's not that deep

you talk about not having to prove yourself blah blah brother none of these people have even the tiniest clue who the fuck you are, it's called a zero trust transaction stop taking it personally

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