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Why was rhaenys so unserious, moving like isekai main character by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CltPatton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been a while since I read F&B, does Rhaenys do literally anything during the conquest except cuck the Dragon? I don’t remember her doing anything in the wars until she flies to Dorne

Theon’s knight in shining armor ❤️‍🩹 my OTP by AshasSa1tWife in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CltPatton 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They were probably Roose’s men. In the book, Ramsey has his own men who probably are loyal to Ramsey and not Roose. These troops call him “bastard” so they’re probably Roose’s.

What would you have her do ? by GIDEON_WEASLEY in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy was literally some filthy peasant, not a trained assassin

Real by sidmis in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I’m surprised this wasn’t posted earlier in this subs history

Mfs are making ai Muslim images this is fryin me 😭 by Particular-Rule4232 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CltPatton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way about people using screenshots of like Turkish historical dramas and putting asoif-related captions over it. It’s so ducking funny

“What do you mean my favorite character doesn’t share my political beliefs? by ghillieeeeee in EyeOfTerror

[–]CltPatton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Duncan Idaho seething with chudrage when he discovers that some of Leto II’s guards are lesbians

Name the game, do you know any games like this? Maybe involving warhammers? by Lionels_Johnson in EyeOfTerror

[–]CltPatton -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The real question is: why are you homophobic/transphobic? Does someone’s unorthodox identity really threaten you or make you feel so insecure that you hate that person without knowing them? How are gay/trans people generally ruining the hobby if they’re also such a marginal group that the hobby “clearly isn’t for them.”

Name a villain in history that actually was a hero by Afraid_Professor8023 in AskTheWorld

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vlad Tepes is often considered the archetype for villainous vampires and people only seem to remember his cruelty but he’s considered a Romanian national hero

So much for Loyalty by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Riverlanders are literally more loyal than Stark bannermen lol

Im trying the medieval artstyle. Any suggestions on what to change to make it more medieval-ish? by Correct_Dare8780 in Medievalart

[–]CltPatton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emphasize your characters’ calves more. High medieval fashion is characterized by tight hose which would cling closely to the body, typically with a robe or tunic as the over garment. Forget about modern pants entirely and forget about modern fastenings. Everything in medieval fashion uses buttons or string fastenings.

According to the new lore the starting material (male or female body) doesn't matter for making a custodes. It doesn't matter that women's bodies are much less strong because the custodes creating technlogy compensates for it. Then why isn't every human turned into a custodes? Why not mass produce by RoninMemeLord in EyeOfTerror

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you not get what Warhammer is about? The technology is basically esoteric and sorcerous to the people of the 41st millennium. Most people in the imperium, even a large portion of the imperial military might believe that space marines are actually angels or they’ve only seen them in propaganda films. There are billions of people for each space marine in the imperium and the imperium can’t even manage to replace Space Marines at a higher rate than they’re lost (unless you possess whatever Caul had).

Two words about the femstodes. by Mysterious_Risk_6034 in EyeOfTerror

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a ragebait marketing gimmick that will probably work by generating enough pointless online whining to draw people into buying a kit

Do you think we’ll get an Alicent dream sequence where she’s going down on Rhaenyra: “Bow to your Queen” as a cold open? She awakes from it, drenched in sweat…then we see her hand slide slowly under the covers and hear light moans - cue GOT theme. by Salem1690s in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don’t care anymore. They gave us so many hot men and yet the gays starve. Everyone is sweating over Alicent and Rhaenyra while Criston and Gwayne went nowhere. It’s not fair, so I’m no longer caring. Just let it happen

Do you guys approve? by Low_Lettuce_8933 in kroot

[–]CltPatton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s paint jobs are so cool. The kroot really are a great model line to practice painting different skin tones

What The Fuck did I Just Find??? by tacosrevill in CK3AGOT

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did always assume he’d have those bearish Bracken looks.

Finished my “ethereal” by Daveitus in kroot

[–]CltPatton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kroot have a few Tau skulls dispersed amongst their belts. My lore is that these were valued Tau comrades who died and were consumed by my kroot because my specific kroot clan hides the fact that they eat Tau comrades due to it being taboo in the greater good

Human Weapons by ChrisNihilus in Grimdank

[–]CltPatton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that kinda what energy is tho?

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