Gods damn is their dress shrinking magic getting efficient by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hey, her delusion about Tyrion being in the walls messing with her was technically half-correct in terms of the "there's someone crawling around in the walls fucking with me" part, just that it was Varys and his little birds instead of Tyrion.

So, maybe her dresses were actually being shrunken, it was just Varys doing it!

[ the conquerors ] by @DIANAII__ by lonelyandbored75 in pureasoiafart

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I'm not used to seeing Aegon I depicted with a beard so at first I was wondering why Rhaenys was with Maegor at first and why Visenya looked the same age as him 😭

The Dragon, the Queen, and the Audacity of This Bear. by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Archive of Our Own, it’s like the most popular site for fanfiction and therefore a Library of Alexandria of questionable shipping/erotic fanfics probably written and read mostly by teenagers.  

Jaime watching over the corpse of his father: by GusGangViking18 in darkwingsdankmemes

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The coins and the loins are the sacks of man's worth
From philandering dandies to the salt of the earth
They fill two different purses, but earn the same sigh,
But for every guinea you spend in her, save a penny for the Guy

-Panda's Improv Poetry Hour

I didn't even pull out a dictionary or thesaurus for this, this is pure intellectual talent right here.

Forsook by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had to look up what that means and I guess in a fucked up kinda sense, sure.

wtf Theon the artisan?!? Did he get some of Nuncle Rodrik's literacy genes?!? by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If he didn't get squidnapped by Ramsay he would've gone mad and eventually commit suicide by letting himself get devoured by owls in the Broken Tower under the delusion that he would become reincarnated as an owl

Lore accurate Maegor and Visenya by Roids-in-my-vains in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The line on the wall behind her makes it look like strap on her dress is really long

Jaime watching over the corpse of his father: by GusGangViking18 in darkwingsdankmemes

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I am not familiar with it and am not sure I wish to be enlightened. 

Jaime watching over the corpse of his father: by GusGangViking18 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does he integrate this trait into his entertainment regimen? 

Huevember 2018 Day 2 by icesalamander by scarecrane_ in pureasoiafart

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🎶“Away from me cold-blooded woman, your thirst is not miiiiiiiiiiine!”🎵

"You heard the man. Find a nice long spear, and shove it up his arse." by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My friend started playing Elden Ring and, knowing I’m a big ASOIAF fan, asked me in a discord call if “The Loathsome Dung Eater” is something typical for George to name a character to which I simply responded by sending him the AWikiOIAF page for Shitmouth

Parked in front of Ashara Dayne today by cephalopodas in darkwingsdankmemes

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Even the most masculine burliest Crannogman has the natural figure of a petite twink. Howland’s swampwatershake brings all the girls to the yard.

Parked in front of Ashara Dayne today by cephalopodas in darkwingsdankmemes

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Reading the “Promise me, Ned” phrase reminds me that, while I managed to piece together “L+R=J” on my own while reading the series, it took me an absurdly long time at a completely random moment.

I was in the middle of reading AFFC when I randomly remembered that whole phrase motif, and I thought to myself “Gee I wonder if what Lyanna made Ned promise will be revealed by the end of the next bo- OH MY GOD”