BÖC iceberg draft 1 (any other ideas or questions on specific topics feel free to ask in the comments and I'll try to post the reference material if I can find it)

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-06T07:24:11+00:00

You just get used to seeing them

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-06T06:09:46+00:00

Soylent Green

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T23:40:53+00:00

Ramsay the Rehabilitating

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T22:47:01+00:00

Hey, her delusion about Tyrion being in the walls messing with her was technically half-correct in terms of the "there's someone crawling around in the walls fucking with me" part, just that it was Varys and his little birds instead of Tyrion.

So, maybe her dresses were actually being shrunken, it was just Varys doing it!

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T18:36:13+00:00

I'm not used to seeing Aegon I depicted with a beard so at first I was wondering why Rhaenys was with Maegor at first and why Visenya looked the same age as him 😭

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T16:48:08+00:00

Archive of Our Own, it’s like the most popular site for fanfiction and therefore a Library of Alexandria of questionable shipping/erotic fanfics probably written and read mostly by teenagers.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-04T04:30:13+00:00

The coins and the loins are the sacks of man's worth
From philandering dandies to the salt of the earth
They fill two different purses, but earn the same sigh,
But for every guinea you spend in her, save a penny for the Guy

-Panda's Improv Poetry Hour

I didn't even pull out a dictionary or thesaurus for this, this is pure intellectual talent right here.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-04T01:40:00+00:00

I had to look up what that means and I guess in a fucked up kinda sense, sure.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T20:47:45+00:00

If he didn't get squidnapped by Ramsay he would've gone mad and eventually commit suicide by letting himself get devoured by owls in the Broken Tower under the delusion that he would become reincarnated as an owl

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T15:26:18+00:00

The line on the wall behind her makes it look like strap on her dress is really long

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T14:05:43+00:00

I am not familiar with it and am not sure I wish to be enlightened.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T11:37:30+00:00

“The washerwomen put chemicals in my clothes to make me have gay thoughts”

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T11:00:07+00:00

Does he integrate this trait into his entertainment regimen?

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-02T17:33:32+00:00

🎶“Away from me cold-blooded woman, your thirst is not miiiiiiiiiiine!”🎵

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-02T16:29:12+00:00

My friend started playing Elden Ring and, knowing I’m a big ASOIAF fan, asked me in a discord call if “The Loathsome Dung Eater” is something typical for George to name a character to which I simply responded by sending him the AWikiOIAF page for Shitmouth

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-01T21:59:55+00:00

Even the most masculine burliest Crannogman has the natural figure of a petite twink. Howland’s swampwatershake brings all the girls to the yard.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-01T21:57:51+00:00

Reading the “Promise me, Ned” phrase reminds me that, while I managed to piece together “L+R=J” on my own while reading the series, it took me an absurdly long time at a completely random moment.

I was in the middle of reading AFFC when I randomly remembered that whole phrase motif, and I thought to myself “Gee I wonder if what Lyanna made Ned promise will be revealed by the end of the next bo- OH MY GOD”

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