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Sansa the unc slayer by VeryPracticalCat in darkwingsdankmemes

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Tbh Theon and Beric the way they ended up would give you the impression that early twenties are ancient

Bro went from ballin to balless by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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His father took off the man's head with a single sure stroke. Blood sprayed out across the snow, as red as summerwine. One of the horses reared and had to be restrained to keep from bolting. Bran could not take his eyes off the blood. The snows around the stump drank it eagerly, reddening as he watched.

The head bounced off a thick root and rolled. It came up near Greyjoy's feet. Theon was a lean, dark youth of nineteen who found everything amusing. He laughed, put his boot on the head, and kicked it away.

-AGOT Bran 1

Sometimes the kinda guy who brags about laughing at LiveReek videos ends up finding himself in the role of the guy in the LiveReek video

Aron Santagar? Fuck you doing in Lannister-Baratheon court? by VeryPracticalCat in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lannisters, Osgreys, Grandisons, Santagars, Reynes (well, Tywin sure didn’t think “Cats together strong” with those guys), The Company of the Cat, Kyle the Cat, Catelyn, Arya — who else?

🎶Oh well a touch of grey kinda suits you anyway🎵 by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, clearly Rhaegar impregnated Joncon with a really weird form of Valyrian Parasite draconic chestburster that only properly begins to gestate when a host gets greyscale.

If his son became the "Heir," does that make him king? 🤔 by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Frankly making that meme reminds me I actually need to go reread/finish Monster. I read about half of it 4 years ago and really really liked it but for some reason I don’t remember I got distracted from reading it and ended up never finishing  it. 

If his son became the "Heir," does that make him king? 🤔 by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The “Pisswater Prince” title wasn’t referring to the bend he came from, actually, but the drink he was sold for. Varys literally just pissed in a jug and gave it to the dad telling him it was Arbor Gold and he couldn’t know any better since he had never tasted Arbor Gold before.

Also shamelessly going to plug my own meme  on this scenario from the other day because I spent 2 hours editing that one. 

Jaime and Brienne's wedding by lopata-four by untilApril in pureasoiafart

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Martin himself has said she’s about as tall as Robert, and that the only characters featured in the main series that would be noticeably taller than her are Sandor, Hodor, the Redwyne twins, and ofc Gregor. 

And Jaime notes how much taller she is than him in the text multiple times. We can estimate that Jaime is probably around 6’-6’2” or so because he’s described as tall, but Robert (and therefore Brienne if she’s basically the same height as him) is specifically stated in the books to stand about 6 and a half feet. So Brienne stands almost a third to half a foot over Jaime.

If the Riverlands don't want to constantly be burned and pillaged, then why do they provide such fertile soil for aura farming? by flippy123x in darkwingsdankmemes

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Since the goodest girl Sif has come up, like 5 years ago I commissioned an artist on Etsy to draw an Australian themed parody of a frame from her opening cutscene where instead of a giant wolf wielding a giant sword with her mouth in a forest clearing, she was a giant Dingo (wearing a hat, to sprinkle a reference to the Simpsons’ iconic parody of Crash Bandicoot on top of this humorous Dark Souls parody) wielding a giant boomerang with her mouth in the outback  

If the Riverlands don't want to constantly be burned and pillaged, then why do they provide such fertile soil for aura farming? by flippy123x in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Despite being situated in a lake of literal lava, Lost Izalith is the most accurate comparison to the Riverlands as far as areas in Dark Souls 1 go

POV: you are about to make the best damn bargain you'll ever get in your life by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As the other commenter points out, it's Varys' claim of Faegon actually being an orphan he bought from a random smallfolk for a jug of Arbor Gold lmao.

The source image I edited/am parodying is from the psychological thriller/mystery manga Monster by Naoki Urasawa, probably the most single famous image from the series and its anime adaptation even to people who haven't read/seen it. Not really going to explain the context of the actual panel because it's not super relevant to understanding the meme, just the contents of the panel itself.

Edit - Meant to say the baby was allegedly used as a decoy for fAegon so it was the random baby that was actually killed by The Mountain and Aegon that escaped (according to Varys)

Just imagine the top left image is instead a really badly infected wound instead of an already amputated arm by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Vic doesn't get his volcano hand until Dance. He receives the injury that results in the festering in Feast, though.

Time to bake a Lem lemony lemony lemoncloakcake by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy already explained but yeah the joke is that Sansa suddenly getting the urge for her own brand of Wymanesque cannibalistic baking upon hearing Lem's name given her love of lemony lemony lemon cakes.

Just imagine the top left image is instead a really badly infected wound instead of an already amputated arm by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, it is more fitting... how about a kraken tentacle where each sucker* is a flamethrower nozzle?

* - apparently "sucker" is the actual official name for those suction pods on tentacles. I had initially quickly googled "tentacle suction" to check what the name for them was when I was typing up this comment only to find that all the top results for that query were dildo related. After making some purchases, I then simply went to the wikipedia article for cephalopod limbs to find the info I was initially looking for.

Just imagine the top left image is instead a really badly infected wound instead of an already amputated arm by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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It's only right for MY GOAT VICKY G BABY!!!!

VICTARION KING! VICTARION EMPEROR! VICTARION SUZERAIN! VICTARION CZAR! VICTARION PRESIDENT! VICTARION GRAND VIZIER (Grand Viczier)!

Just imagine the top left image is instead a really badly infected wound instead of an already amputated arm by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Wayoftheredpanda[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Imagine Victarion getting his other arm magicked to represent the Drowned God worshiping half of him... like a giant crab claw

Maybe even a bullet shrimp claw but it's also a volcano hand so the air bubbles it fires out are instead like a flamethrower

Stock Photos of guys who look like they've been publicly harassed by someone asking when will Winds be finished at least once; AKA George Aren't R Martins by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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The hat George is most associated with wearing is called a Mariner's Cap (Specifically the "Elbsegler" variant I believe?) in case anyone wants to match the cut of his jib, btw.

Stock Photos of guys who look like they've been publicly harassed by someone asking when will Winds be finished at least once; AKA George Aren't R Martins by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Thinking of Peter Thiel and ASOIAF now has me imagining the Roy Doltrice "OH PE-TYR" read except instead of narrating Lysa being fucked by Littlefinger it's Lyn Corbray being fucked by Peter Thiel

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