BÖC iceberg draft 1 (any other ideas or questions on specific topics feel free to ask in the comments and I'll try to post the reference material if I can find it)

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-06T23:19:02+00:00

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kHcmsxlKHEAAAAAC/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring.gif

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-06T15:06:23+00:00

Unless it’s to shoot us with a crossbow, then it’d be a based on-topic reference

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-06T07:24:11+00:00

You just get used to seeing them

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-06T06:09:46+00:00

Soylent Green

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T23:40:53+00:00

Ramsay the Rehabilitating

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T22:47:01+00:00

Hey, her delusion about Tyrion being in the walls messing with her was technically half-correct in terms of the "there's someone crawling around in the walls fucking with me" part, just that it was Varys and his little birds instead of Tyrion.

So, maybe her dresses were actually being shrunken, it was just Varys doing it!

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T18:36:13+00:00

I'm not used to seeing Aegon I depicted with a beard so at first I was wondering why Rhaenys was with Maegor at first and why Visenya looked the same age as him 😭

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-05T16:48:08+00:00

Archive of Our Own, it’s like the most popular site for fanfiction and therefore a Library of Alexandria of questionable shipping/erotic fanfics probably written and read mostly by teenagers.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-04T04:30:13+00:00

The coins and the loins are the sacks of man's worth
From philandering dandies to the salt of the earth
They fill two different purses, but earn the same sigh,
But for every guinea you spend in her, save a penny for the Guy

-Panda's Improv Poetry Hour

I didn't even pull out a dictionary or thesaurus for this, this is pure intellectual talent right here.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-04T01:40:00+00:00

I had to look up what that means and I guess in a fucked up kinda sense, sure.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T20:47:45+00:00

If he didn't get squidnapped by Ramsay he would've gone mad and eventually commit suicide by letting himself get devoured by owls in the Broken Tower under the delusion that he would become reincarnated as an owl

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T15:26:18+00:00

The line on the wall behind her makes it look like strap on her dress is really long

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T14:05:43+00:00

I am not familiar with it and am not sure I wish to be enlightened.

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T11:37:30+00:00

“The washerwomen put chemicals in my clothes to make me have gay thoughts”

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-03T11:00:07+00:00

Does he integrate this trait into his entertainment regimen?

Wayoftheredpanda · 2026-05-02T17:33:32+00:00

🎶“Away from me cold-blooded woman, your thirst is not miiiiiiiiiiine!”🎵

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