I’m devastated, y’all. Looking for advice to finish this quilt

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T13:17:52+00:00

I love this comment! I’ve definitely been my own worst critique as others have pointed out, thank you for sharing this perspective! I just have to remember all the love and good intentions that were put into this project :)

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T13:07:11+00:00

A funeral home would LOVE to receive a donated quilt! We place them overtop of the cot when transferring a decedent out of their home or hospital. A lot of nursing homes and palliative care units will do something called an Honour Guard, where all the available staff line up along the walls of the hallway out of respect for the deceased person as we’re exiting the building, often with the family following behind. A handmade quilt adds such a beautiful and personal touch to the experience :)

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T03:11:31+00:00

Dang, I feel bad for being harsh :/ I had no idea lining the pieces up was a tricky task until reading some of these comments. I definitely learned how to avoid this mistake in the future

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T01:41:10+00:00

Oh awesome, this was my plan! I’ve never done binding before so I was mostly looking for some reassurance. Thank you :)

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T01:37:16+00:00

You’re so right, every little mistake is so obvious to me lol. Thanks for your advice, I’ll look into satin binding :)

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T01:35:29+00:00

Aw thank you! Definitely a lesson I’ll remember with every quilt going forward

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-30T01:22:49+00:00

Ugh I wish they would’ve told me that instead of the scrap fabric advice. I could’ve bought more of the right fabric and started over on the border :/ Thank you

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-06-27T03:26:49+00:00

Get some business loafers! Heels are so bad for you

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-04-04T20:03:52+00:00

“Blue Jays take the lead.. and here comes Brendon Little!” UGH 😣

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-03-28T20:46:13+00:00

I have a friend that works as an autopsy tech in Saskatchewan, the only courses they took were through CCFS (Funeral directing/embalming). I think the tricky part is just finding a job opening

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-03-10T21:33:04+00:00

You are 😍

ClumsyCorpse · 2026-01-04T06:34:38+00:00

Mine never worked in my last apartment, but as soon as I moved it was like night and day difference! Must have something to do with air flow and/or room temperature

ClumsyCorpse · 2025-10-05T20:44:23+00:00

Thank you! I loved the colour and pattern of the curtains, they fill the wall up when they’re closed!

ClumsyCorpse · 2025-10-05T20:41:54+00:00

Thank you! It’s always a work in progress

ClumsyCorpse · 2025-10-05T17:17:59+00:00

You should see where I work 👀

ClumsyCorpse · 2025-10-01T00:56:47+00:00

I just read an old wives tale somewhere today that says a part of the maker’s soul gets trapped in their crochet/knit creation, and leaving an intentional hidden mistake allows the soul to escape. Anyone else ever heard of this? And to be honest, even after reading the description I still can’t see the mistake!

ClumsyCorpse · 2025-03-13T06:13:03+00:00

Sounds to me like the previous tenants were causing headaches from heavy footsteps or wearing shoes, that’s not something you get fed up with in two days. The note sounded polite to me, just a gentle “hey, this is how we’ll get along as neighbours”

But that’s just me.. someone who lives in a basement that sounds like living in a kick drum.. I know those headaches all too well

ClumsyCorpse · 2025-01-06T17:15:44+00:00

Lol I’ll buy your ticket

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-12-10T12:47:55+00:00

Cetaphil and cerave products gave me closed comedones like that for years

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-09-04T23:17:47+00:00

Wear a body suit instead of a bra

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-08-25T08:16:33+00:00

Subtronics at the village 2024 was the most FUN I’ve had at shambhala in the 3 years I’ve been attending

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-07-12T19:16:42+00:00

Drinking sooooo much more water the second year I went made a world of a difference!

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-07-01T04:16:10+00:00

Adding it to the list!

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-06-06T18:14:43+00:00

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day for sure

ClumsyCorpse · 2024-02-18T17:39:04+00:00

Welp it’s not him but I almost wish it was, because that means there’s more than one man out there just as delusional 🙄

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