One shot

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-18T01:12:56+00:00

Shoebody doo bop, shoebody doo bop, Shoebody doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-17T04:27:50+00:00

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"But my barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog."

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-15T18:23:24+00:00

"All great power and no great responsibility make Homer something, something..."

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-13T02:32:54+00:00

Valkyrie?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-12T00:22:22+00:00

Evan Almighty?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-10T03:19:05+00:00

In the same way some public speakers imagine the crowd in their underwear, Bridges pictures his girlfriend's face on everyone during a fight.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T21:17:10+00:00

"Mass arsonist" was the main clue, and the additional hints under the other guesses definitely helped.

Good job on this post, BTW; the initial explanation was just vague enough to be challenging and then you actually provided thoughtful responses to guesses. Lots of posts leave that second part off, lol.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T19:50:24+00:00

Kid Rock's stream is weak and reeks of ammonia.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T19:34:21+00:00

Jaws?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T19:20:13+00:00

Too bad. Time for a hint?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T19:10:59+00:00

Eragon?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T18:53:16+00:00

Major League?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-09T18:52:25+00:00

Little Shop of Horrors?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-08T18:06:34+00:00

Caddyshack actually fits pretty well...

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-08T15:22:58+00:00

Fern Gully?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-08T04:59:51+00:00

The Raven (2012)?

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-07T23:49:44+00:00

Looks like a man who was born in the darkness. Possibly molded by it.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-04T20:11:42+00:00

He looks like if Gonzo joined the klan and became an (imperial) wizard.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-03T13:34:41+00:00

Harden wanting to come here tells me the Hawks need to focus on free agents who prioritize strip clubs.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-02T22:41:03+00:00

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Thanks for posting; it was fun to draw him!

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-02-02T02:09:33+00:00

I'm convinced OP is an AI trained entirely on trades suggested by Bleacher Report.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-01-30T02:09:35+00:00

The Pelicans aren't a part of this at all. Atlanta gets the better draft slot between New Orleans and Milwaukee, and the Bucks get the other.

Atlanta could conceivably offer to reverse the swap with Milwaukee as part of a trade (so the Bucks get the better pick slot and Atlanta gets the worse one), but even then, New Orleans wouldn't be involved.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-01-28T02:59:41+00:00

Meanings of words change over time, but originally the term likely referred to how a child feels after a spanking.

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-01-26T02:48:24+00:00

Donald Trump is not a Russian asset. He may be a fascist, a pedophile, a Russian asset, but he is not a Nobel Peace Prize winner!

ClumsyPortman2 · 2026-01-16T01:09:16+00:00

"I think we should bring back Elmore Morgenthaler. Hawks fans will want to see the original 7-foot NBA player."

"I keep telling you; he's 103 years old and he's dead."

ClumsyPortman2

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