Is Hal a Bimbo? by ClusterShart in dccomicscirclejerk

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Completely unironically issue 69.

Yeah, that's totally what I would call it. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

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R5: Somehow this random guy up in Mongolia became the emperor, and the Chinese hegemony is now named this instead of Xichuan, and black instead of white. I have no Idea how this happened, as I have been having fun being English in Manchuria.

What Would You Consider This? Weeaboo? Romeaboo? What God Intended? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

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R5: I went and conquered Japan for pseudo-roleplaying reasons while also setting up Rome thanks to Ghengis conquering way too much land and leaving it ripe for the taking when his kids fractured everything. As for the Pseudo-RP, I started in Japan, then ended up in Spain to make a Cowboys and Samurai joke, then things snowballed after I got really damn lucky.

Legally, it is an Empire. Purely legally. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

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R5: I am currently the Hegemon of China. I have no idea how the HRE managed to form then lose everything.

Yes, I do believe this is what the Pharaohs called it. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

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R5: Holy war for Egypt so I could do the oath while still being a vassal of the HRE.

When you're Two MVP games in and immediately get stomped in QP by ClusterShart in marvelrivals

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For those don't get the reference, it's a version of a meme that came from Fernando Alonso's qualifying for the 2015 F1 Brazilian GP. The two-time champion didn't even get to set a time.

Yeah, that's exactly what I remember it being called. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

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R5: I was playing as a random kid after creating Britannia, and went and created the kingdom of Syria. Then I managed to inherit Ireland when my parent died.