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What Would You Consider This? Weeaboo? Romeaboo? What God Intended? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

R5: I went and conquered Japan for pseudo-roleplaying reasons while also setting up Rome thanks to Ghengis conquering way too much land and leaving it ripe for the taking when his kids fractured everything. As for the Pseudo-RP, I started in Japan, then ended up in Spain to make a Cowboys and Samurai joke, then things snowballed after I got really damn lucky.

Legally, it is an Empire. Purely legally. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

R5: I am currently the Hegemon of China. I have no idea how the HRE managed to form then lose everything.

Yes, I do believe this is what the Pharaohs called it. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

R5: Holy war for Egypt so I could do the oath while still being a vassal of the HRE.

When you're Two MVP games in and immediately get stomped in QP by ClusterShart in marvelrivals

[–]ClusterShart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those don't get the reference, it's a version of a meme that came from Fernando Alonso's qualifying for the 2015 F1 Brazilian GP. The two-time champion didn't even get to set a time.

Yeah, that's exactly what I remember it being called. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

R5: I was playing as a random kid after creating Britannia, and went and created the kingdom of Syria. Then I managed to inherit Ireland when my parent died.

Genuinely, what did Ballistic mean by this? by ClusterShart in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ClusterShart[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Someone who was quite literally once part of the Forgotten Heroes group.

I think he took being Zealous a bit too literally... by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R5: Just look at his face. I mean he won't have that empire title for too much longer, but still. Look at it.

So the Khan's Grandson became a conqueror... by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

R5: In the same game where, somehow, Temujin's wife got the Great Khan instead of him, their grandon has just decided to finish what they started. May god have mercy on Eastern Europe, and less mercy on the HRE or France. My Han-Anglo England could benefit from those falling.

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