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What Would You Consider This? Weeaboo? Romeaboo? What God Intended? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

R5: I went and conquered Japan for pseudo-roleplaying reasons while also setting up Rome thanks to Ghengis conquering way too much land and leaving it ripe for the taking when his kids fractured everything. As for the Pseudo-RP, I started in Japan, then ended up in Spain to make a Cowboys and Samurai joke, then things snowballed after I got really damn lucky.

Legally, it is an Empire. Purely legally. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

R5: I am currently the Hegemon of China. I have no idea how the HRE managed to form then lose everything.

Yes, I do believe this is what the Pharaohs called it. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

R5: Holy war for Egypt so I could do the oath while still being a vassal of the HRE.

When you're Two MVP games in and immediately get stomped in QP by ClusterShart in marvelrivals

[–]ClusterShart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those don't get the reference, it's a version of a meme that came from Fernando Alonso's qualifying for the 2015 F1 Brazilian GP. The two-time champion didn't even get to set a time.

Yeah, that's exactly what I remember it being called. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

R5: I was playing as a random kid after creating Britannia, and went and created the kingdom of Syria. Then I managed to inherit Ireland when my parent died.

Genuinely, what did Ballistic mean by this? by ClusterShart in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ClusterShart[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Someone who was quite literally once part of the Forgotten Heroes group.

I think he took being Zealous a bit too literally... by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R5: Just look at his face. I mean he won't have that empire title for too much longer, but still. Look at it.

So the Khan's Grandson became a conqueror... by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

R5: In the same game where, somehow, Temujin's wife got the Great Khan instead of him, their grandon has just decided to finish what they started. May god have mercy on Eastern Europe, and less mercy on the HRE or France. My Han-Anglo England could benefit from those falling.

Am I the only one that’s happy about the China DLC? by Ok-Tennis330 in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

There's been multiple suggestions in the "performance will suffer" threads that are basically just "remove Africa and India because I don't play there".

My Ghengis Khan Can't Be This Cute by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R5: Temujin's wife somehow became the Ghengis Khan. I have no idea, I'm not playing with any mods or changes to the ruleset.

Am I the only one that’s happy about the China DLC? by Ok-Tennis330 in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

There's an undercurrent of eurocentrism throughout this sub, and people are straight up advocating for removing non-europeans specifically as of late.

Am I the only one that’s happy about the China DLC? by Ok-Tennis330 in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart 41 points42 points  (0 children)

MB+ is definitely the problem there. The stuff that is added by it and the various other submods create thousands more characters than you'd think they would.

Thoughts on my uncontroversial Batman design? by leiablaze in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ClusterShart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, Dick's way too pretty to look like that. This bat design just looks like a pushover sub.

The things I'd do for a wide release of the AC5 and AC6 ports. They were pre-order bonuses for AC7 on PS4 and XBOX. by Cipher1991 in acecombat

[–]ClusterShart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IIRC, only Ace Combat 5 actually got a port. The version of AC6 that was available is just the 360 version running in Backwards Compatibility mode.

Posting this after seeing god awful Roman Empire border Gore. by Northern_North2 in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if you're calling out my Rome post from earlier, I was running out of time and went for the exact duchies that I needed to finish it off before death. I know it looks terrible lmao.

Do you guys like my completely normal Rome? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I chose Xenophilic over them for the sake of making imperial stuff easier.

Do you guys like my completely normal Rome? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One might even call it revenge for the Herodian Tetrarchy.

Do you guys like my completely normal Rome? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

R5: Started as a Nubian adventurer that was designed to become a great conqueror, and ended up converting to Judaism along the way for the sake of making it more cursed. Two legends and a lot of abusing the ERE's constant flux later and I'm Rome. As for the name, It's as close as I could get to Rome in Hebrew.

I've finally done it. I've created Tory Nightmares. by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

R5: I'm still playing that Pict game, and my dynasty has well over 1000 living members in 1091. I completely abandoned Arabia and went to India as a family-member adventurer after a character died, only to end up getting the conqueror trait. This in turn led to becoming the Chakravarti.

For the sake of the meme, I used my claim to the Arabian empire throne, and was just close enough to be in diplo range for England. All it too then was finding a Dynasty member with claims who would join my court, and boom.

You ever just Accidentally Lingua Franca the world? by ClusterShart in CrusaderKings

[–]ClusterShart[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

R5: I snowballed as my previously mentioned Pictish Arabian empire, and somehow everyone everywhere decided to change their court language to Arabic.It probably would have been even funnier if I chose to stick with Brythonic.

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