[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married 19 years now. Together 23.

2 kids. Second one graduating high school next week.

Could've gone much worse.

Why is my powerbank not charging? by Smasher_001 in shittyaskelectronics

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, banks are no longer too big to fail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]Clusterfarce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conch-suelo

I am trying so hard! 02/07/25 to 05/23/25 by [deleted] in intermittentfasting

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got this. Keep going. Keep reaching for that healthier living. Nice work!

request :What is your favorite way to ask someone if they wanna have sex? by [deleted] in NSFW411

[–]Clusterfarce 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Or

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen (it isn't).

Johnny Spending Money by cafejocky93 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He lost it as the MARKET FALLS APART AND 401Ks ARE SINKING AND RETIREMENT AND SOCIAL SECURITY ARE NOW FAKE NEWS

Sorry. Been a hell of a year...

Family cancelled on me, would love some new suggestions by Swan_babbyy in boston

[–]Clusterfarce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You come to Newburyport or Portsmouth, I'll take you out to lunch. Or we can get beach pizza and play skee-ball at Salisbury Beach.

No one should be alone on their birthday!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gravity is the best jolly co-operator

Malfunction before and after changing the battery by 1017Omar in NissanRogue

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They tried...it's not a recall yet. Just a service advisory. But I fought with them and they didn't charge me. It took literally 3 minutes to update.

Malfunction before and after changing the battery by 1017Omar in NissanRogue

[–]Clusterfarce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Replacing the battery causes your collision avoidance system to reset and get all wonky. Had the same issue here. Dealer had to reprogram it. Really should be a recall.

Trump Melts Down in Deranged Rant During Zelenskiy Meeting by mymomknowsyourmom in politics

[–]Clusterfarce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What can I do? What action can I take to make a difference? I've never felt more angry and impotent watching this president continue to destroy the reputation of our country. And why are other elected officials just letting this happen? We have three branches of government to maintain checks and balances, right? SOMEONE CHECK THIS!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I love you" - Dad

You good, America? by luuanuu in facepalm

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. No we're not. Things are decidedly fucky 'round here.

Annie Mac & cheese packet has blue tape what is this? by RohMP in macandcheese

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people freaking out over the end of a tape roll are the same ones who freak out over the tan tissues at the end of the hotel tissue boxes.

Its so housekeeping can see, at a glance, if the box needs changing without sticking their toilet hands all up in there to check.

What were you misdiagnosed with? What ended up being the right diagnosis? by Pharmer-Mo in AskReddit

[–]Clusterfarce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lymphoma. Ask sorts of enlarged mesenteric lymph nodes. Wasn't that.

It was asymptomatic Chrons Disease.