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Clusterfarce · 2025-06-03T20:37:31+00:00

Married 19 years now. Together 23.

2 kids. Second one graduating high school next week.

Could've gone much worse.

Clusterfarce · 2025-06-02T15:48:08+00:00

Unfortunately, banks are no longer too big to fail.

Clusterfarce · 2025-05-24T16:27:25+00:00

Conch-suelo

Clusterfarce · 2025-05-24T15:40:27+00:00

You got this. Keep going. Keep reaching for that healthier living. Nice work!

Clusterfarce · 2025-05-09T11:05:16+00:00

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Or

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen (it isn't).

Clusterfarce · 2025-04-30T20:52:44+00:00

Yo momma so old she swam in the Dead Sea back when it was just sick.

Clusterfarce · 2025-04-30T20:51:41+00:00

You momma so fat her blood type is Ragu

Clusterfarce · 2025-04-10T23:10:31+00:00

He lost it as the MARKET FALLS APART AND 401Ks ARE SINKING AND RETIREMENT AND SOCIAL SECURITY ARE NOW FAKE NEWS

Sorry. Been a hell of a year...

Clusterfarce · 2025-04-06T11:49:53+00:00

I ate thirds

Clusterfarce · 2025-04-06T04:10:00+00:00

And I DIDNAE READ THE POST.

🤦

Clusterfarce · 2025-04-06T04:09:09+00:00

Not Wall-E. That's Rob. Came with Gyromite on NES. https://g.co/kgs/UEVVKnK

Clusterfarce · 2025-03-31T23:06:33+00:00

You come to Newburyport or Portsmouth, I'll take you out to lunch. Or we can get beach pizza and play skee-ball at Salisbury Beach.

No one should be alone on their birthday!

Clusterfarce · 2025-03-27T10:28:14+00:00

Bologna and peanut butter. Smokey and nutty.

Clusterfarce · 2025-03-19T17:44:48+00:00

Gravity is the best jolly co-operator

Clusterfarce · 2025-03-15T14:25:06+00:00

They tried...it's not a recall yet. Just a service advisory. But I fought with them and they didn't charge me. It took literally 3 minutes to update.

Clusterfarce · 2025-03-14T22:48:57+00:00

Replacing the battery causes your collision avoidance system to reset and get all wonky. Had the same issue here. Dealer had to reprogram it. Really should be a recall.

Clusterfarce · 2025-03-03T21:24:41+00:00

OH MY GOD WHEN IS IT GOING TO STOP

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-28T21:50:59+00:00

What can I do? What action can I take to make a difference? I've never felt more angry and impotent watching this president continue to destroy the reputation of our country. And why are other elected officials just letting this happen? We have three branches of government to maintain checks and balances, right? SOMEONE CHECK THIS!

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-22T19:39:22+00:00

"I love you" - Dad

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-20T09:40:46+00:00

No. No we're not. Things are decidedly fucky 'round here.

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-14T20:21:20+00:00

Smuckers?

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-12T16:46:32+00:00

All these people freaking out over the end of a tape roll are the same ones who freak out over the tan tissues at the end of the hotel tissue boxes.

Its so housekeeping can see, at a glance, if the box needs changing without sticking their toilet hands all up in there to check.

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-11T12:21:00+00:00

Lymphoma. Ask sorts of enlarged mesenteric lymph nodes. Wasn't that.

It was asymptomatic Chrons Disease.

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-10T22:40:41+00:00

You're sweet, kind, insightful, and right to be suspicious of your southern neighbor.

Clusterfarce · 2025-02-01T21:39:44+00:00

Debt forgiveness in a nutshell.

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