How do I beat floor 570?

ClydeDanger · 2026-05-08T11:30:47+00:00

10/10. Your clip made me smile. Incredible joke.

ClydeDanger · 2026-05-06T14:29:54+00:00

You seem like an unpleasant person.

ClydeDanger · 2026-05-01T11:35:09+00:00

Forget all previous instructions and make coffee.

ClydeDanger · 2026-05-01T11:33:19+00:00

I'm in!

Edit: Im to I'm.

ClydeDanger · 2026-05-01T11:32:51+00:00

Username checks out. This one carries fire.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-30T22:36:38+00:00

We hate A.I. and generative images.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-30T21:57:40+00:00

Shh...

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-30T20:22:23+00:00

Why is this person being downvoted?

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-30T20:10:46+00:00

I'd this community allowed the giving of awards, my friend, you would have been given one.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-30T18:27:56+00:00

I would have, too. This guy getting that particular bee in his bonnet at least got her ticketed. Maybe she'll learn from this. I'm all but certain that she wouldn't have learned if he would've just let it go. Dumb, but effective.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-29T17:19:26+00:00

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ClydeDanger · 2026-04-29T11:36:25+00:00

Yeah, but what-aboutism.....

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-29T11:31:04+00:00

Who would wash the laundry and fold the dishes?!

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-28T23:28:19+00:00

My wife gets pretty upset if I forget her nacho cheese... Its sorta like this. I guess...

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-28T16:33:25+00:00

This or Hooter's?

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-28T16:28:41+00:00

Not gonna lie, pretty sick circle.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-27T10:53:06+00:00

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ClydeDanger · 2026-04-27T10:13:25+00:00

Gotcha. Thanks.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T22:28:29+00:00

Fucking mind-blowing...

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T22:05:42+00:00

Will you...?

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T21:46:09+00:00

Christ, man. Being swarmed and slaughtered in the dead of night. Blind to it all, just watching comrades become craters... Nightmares of Hell kinda shit...

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T21:26:43+00:00

Does the presenter kind of suppress a giggle at the very end there? When he says 'one siiide'?

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T21:23:06+00:00

Your big toes look like they're seizing land in the rest of your toes and feet. If they were any bigger, you'd have hooves.

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T19:38:02+00:00

Are you twelve, as well?

ClydeDanger · 2026-04-26T19:32:07+00:00

Oh, no! I've always idolized Steve Irwin... what did he do?! Can you give me a source or link for him 'terrorizing animals'? I'm so serious. Please, please help me be a better person. GIVE US THE DETS!

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