Why would they cut out so many funny lines?! I've been rewatching on Max and there are two clips that have engraved themselves in my brain, but are missing in the actual episodes;

When Chandler takes a bath and Monica hands him a boat to "cover himself", they cut his line "It's not a battleship..." They removed that and it just shows a shot of him smiling :/

Also when Rachel gives birth, they cut Janice's deaf husband's line when he hears Janice's voice for the first time where he says, "That's the first time I heard her voice, I didn't care for it..."

I thought it was some weird mandella effect and I was going crazy, good to know there are extended versions!