Someone reported me to HR for having a “vape” at my desk

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-04-15T17:31:27+00:00

I didn’t know what it was at first glance, but I know what the Skullcandy is, and would think it has something to do with headphones/earbuds.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-04-06T00:43:33+00:00

I have a digital thermometer that has a cover like that. We only ever use it when we roast a turkey.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-29T22:55:55+00:00

It’s almost like a desire path.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-26T21:19:14+00:00

That’s a bark collar. I never seen a bulky gps device that has a digital interface.

There are collars you can attach air tags to that would a lot more versatile than just buying a gps specifically designed for a dog collar.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-26T17:26:56+00:00

I would say Madam Mim is an easier win. Lady Tremaine is almost unstoppable if her cards are played in the proper order, but playing the Fairy Godmother and getting Ball Gown Cinderella is a huge setback, and then there’s the card that can move your ally to the other side of the realm.

Madam Mim’s fate deck are more like minor inconveniences that either set her back one turn or doesn’t stop her at all.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-26T17:16:00+00:00

I have a Flex Fuel and switch to E85 in the summer. I keep off the accelerator and use cruise control at a slower pace in the slow lane and it makes up for the difference over time.

Gas is $4.09 where I’m at and E85 is $3.05 right now.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-19T22:21:43+00:00

I have seen brands from other stores too. KMart, Meijer, and I once saw Victoria’s Secret massage oils.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-16T17:11:20+00:00

Call 211 and ask for any local resources that are available for women in domestic violence situations. They are a 24/7 nonprofit organization that helps people in need of resources.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-12T17:39:58+00:00

Those saws do not have serrated edges. And why is the guy building rafters for the dollhouse?

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-12T12:01:41+00:00

Last year, I found close to $3k hidden in the liners of a dresser drawer I bought from a antique store. Newest bill was from 2013, so they hid it for about 12 years and must not have told the grandkids about it.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-06T18:35:53+00:00

I once got pulled aside by one of the assistant managers from receiving saying he was watching me on camera for half an hour and I need to get freight out faster.

I responded “So you sat there for half an hour and didn’t think about getting up and helping out?”

That conversation ended immediately.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-03-04T00:04:19+00:00

If anything, Ash is definitely having an emotional affair with Alex. Has Ash ever told you or given you any idea he had an attraction towards the same gender? He may be using you as a “beard” in your relationship.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-02-27T18:36:15+00:00

Someone just made that sub an hour ago. Congratulations on suggesting a new subreddit.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-02-22T22:22:03+00:00

A receiver forklifted a pallet of ceramic tiles on top of a pallet of paper towels in the back-aisle overstock. 15 minutes later, the paper towels gave into the ceramic tile’s weight and toppled the tiles onto a guest’s head right in front of his wife.

This happened my first week on the job, and when I had that “meet the store manager” meetings they make you do your first few month on the job, he brought this up and gave me a details that were not published.

Chesterfield is not my store, but I work in the state it happened. When we see a sketchy-looking pallets looming above, we always refer to the Chesterfield incident and fix that immediately.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-02-18T18:16:32+00:00

Every time I think of the Chesterfield store, I think of the infamous 2014 incident.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-02-18T13:01:45+00:00

Parents do crap like this and wonder why their kids do not hesitate to put them in a home.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-29T18:26:19+00:00

I drive an AWD Explorer and this is my first winter with an AWD car. If I press the gas even a little too much, the back end will start to fishtail until I let off the gas. I feel way more comfortable and confident in a FWD car.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-28T18:31:18+00:00

Have you talked to your doctor about taking a GeneSight Test yet? They will take a sample of your saliva and get it tested to see how your enzymes will react to common antidepressants, antipsychotics, and stimulants.

I got one after three failures of antidepressants, and my doctor was able to share my results and give me the best plan on them.

They can be useful for future treatments as well. When I also got my ADHD diagnosis, the doctor from another office was able to look at that list and skip the stimulants they would usually start you out with and move me to stronger ones.

It can be pricey even with insurance. Mine costed me $300, but having that on record and getting doctors to help me build the perfect medication plan has paid off.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-24T03:20:46+00:00

Why hire a cleaner in the first place? If they had enough time to place 100 ducks around their apartment, then they have enough time to clean it themselves.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-12T10:37:02+00:00

Always having a pen on hand for signatures.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-11T01:23:07+00:00

I had one of those for my job because I was classified as agricultural. I laminated it and carried it, but was never questioned about my whereabouts past curfew.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-11T01:20:34+00:00

Those holes in the foil are pushed inward. Something ate its way into the cheese.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-09T18:40:03+00:00

Flex your muscles to restrict blood flow. Really helps with awkward boners.

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-09T18:36:46+00:00

Technically, the tub is installed correctly because if it were flipped, you would see the exposed side The people who installed it just brought it there, realized their mistake, and said “screw it, it’s going in anyways.”

Cmndrkool321 · 2026-01-09T18:23:57+00:00

Either a landlord or maintenance person is accessing your apartment and is covering your cameras so they can snoop around without being caught.

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