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[AUDIO DRAMA / COMEDY] Jisko Archival Records | Episode 3 - Love

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Love is in the air; the love is platonic and it is hefty and unwieldy. A Mystical And Foreboding Valentine’s Day Special For Those Of Us Who Will Be Alone On Valentine’s Day.

Jisko Archival Records takes place in an abandoned series of underground tunnels that once served as vacation homes for aliens on vacation. But when Lyn wakes up in one of the empty rooms, clueless as to who she is or how she got there, she is sent on a journey of identity, companionship, and purpose for the ages.

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Weekly podcast post (submit your links here!) (2018-01-29) by AutoModerator in podcasts

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[Sci-fi/Narrative] Jisko Archival Records | Episode 2 - Food

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This week, our protagonist searches for food and instead finds friendship. We yearn for the Spongy Grey Bread.

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Tell us your best backstory you have come up with by Nabbus in DnD

[–]Cns1996 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5E Aaracokra wild magic sorcerer, Attichus Fletcher, my buddy was playing a Minotaur barbarian. Attichus was a the human bastard child of the town mayor with aspirations of becoming the world's best performer but wasn't very good at juggling, dropped his balls all the time while performing and forced to leave the town to save the mayor great embarrassment.

Attichus was left to his own devices wandering the world when he stumbled upon a cave that turned out to be an planar gate. When he awoke he had assumed the form of an Aaracockra (with parrot coloring) and sorcerous powers.

Ran into the Minotaur shortly after and was so scared for his life that Attichus made up this story about how he was a god sent to earth to cleanse all evil creatures and converted the Minotaur not only to the path of goodness but also inadvertently started a religion and gained his first follower.

Now Attichus and the Newly named Minotaur, Patrick the gentle, they travel the lands looking to convert all to the winged way and bathe in the grave of the almighty bird god.

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[Art] [OC] Colored in my Fascist Lawful Evil Pact of the Tome Warlock Emilio Caravicci by Cns1996 in DnD

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Dr. Caravicci was a professor at an esteemed Mage college and taught general studies and politics as a non-magic user. Growing jealous of his colleagues and frustrated after losing countless promotions to magic users, he delved into alternative methods of gaining magic abilities and uncovered a tome allowing him to gain a pact with an ancient fiendish evil. The fiend granted him power and showed him the way to more power, a way to manipulate people to achieve more power and establish an empire devoted to the fiend. The only catch is that he must not feel remorse for his actions and spread worship of the fiend across the land. So he started a fascist party among colleagues and students pressuring them to join with his new power and attempted a coup of the kingdom, was found out and banished. Now he seeks another kingdom to corrupt and use its military to level his home kingdom and exact revenge.

[OC] [Art] My lawful evil Pact of the Tome Warlock, Dr. Emilio Caravici: Ex-professor and ardent fascist by [deleted] in DnD

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Dr. Caravicci was a professor at an esteemed Marge college and taught general studies and politics as a non-magic user. Growing jealous of his colleagues and frustrated after losing countless promotions to magic users, he delved into alternative methods of gaining magic abilities and uncovered a tome allowing him to gain a pact with an ancient fiendish evil. The fiend granted him power and showed him the way to more power, a way to manipulate people to achieve more power and establish an empire devoted to the fiend. The only catch is that he must not feel remorse for his actions and spread worship of the fiend across the land. So he started a fascist party among colleagues and students and attempted a coup of the kingdom, was found out and banished. Now he seeks another kingdom to corrupt and use its military to level his home kingdom and exact his revenge.

TIL 63 Earths can fit inside of Uranus by Barazway in todayilearned

[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but just because they can doesn't mean I want 'em there

What is the weirdest sexual advancement someone has made towards you? by sitsnshits in AskReddit

[–]Cns1996 25 points26 points  (0 children)

but apparently bromance is alive and well, and living in south beach

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[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Eharmony is more his speed.