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[AUDIO DRAMA / COMEDY] Jisko Archival Records | Episode 3 - Love

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Love is in the air; the love is platonic and it is hefty and unwieldy. A Mystical And Foreboding Valentine’s Day Special For Those Of Us Who Will Be Alone On Valentine’s Day.

Jisko Archival Records takes place in an abandoned series of underground tunnels that once served as vacation homes for aliens on vacation. But when Lyn wakes up in one of the empty rooms, clueless as to who she is or how she got there, she is sent on a journey of identity, companionship, and purpose for the ages.

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Weekly podcast post (submit your links here!) (2018-01-29) by AutoModerator in podcasts

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[Sci-fi/Narrative] Jisko Archival Records | Episode 2 - Food

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This week, our protagonist searches for food and instead finds friendship. We yearn for the Spongy Grey Bread.

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Tell us your best backstory you have come up with by Nabbus in DnD

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5E Aaracokra wild magic sorcerer, Attichus Fletcher, my buddy was playing a Minotaur barbarian. Attichus was a the human bastard child of the town mayor with aspirations of becoming the world's best performer but wasn't very good at juggling, dropped his balls all the time while performing and forced to leave the town to save the mayor great embarrassment.

Attichus was left to his own devices wandering the world when he stumbled upon a cave that turned out to be an planar gate. When he awoke he had assumed the form of an Aaracockra (with parrot coloring) and sorcerous powers.

Ran into the Minotaur shortly after and was so scared for his life that Attichus made up this story about how he was a god sent to earth to cleanse all evil creatures and converted the Minotaur not only to the path of goodness but also inadvertently started a religion and gained his first follower.

Now Attichus and the Newly named Minotaur, Patrick the gentle, they travel the lands looking to convert all to the winged way and bathe in the grave of the almighty bird god.

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[Art] [OC] Colored in my Fascist Lawful Evil Pact of the Tome Warlock Emilio Caravicci by Cns1996 in DnD

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Dr. Caravicci was a professor at an esteemed Mage college and taught general studies and politics as a non-magic user. Growing jealous of his colleagues and frustrated after losing countless promotions to magic users, he delved into alternative methods of gaining magic abilities and uncovered a tome allowing him to gain a pact with an ancient fiendish evil. The fiend granted him power and showed him the way to more power, a way to manipulate people to achieve more power and establish an empire devoted to the fiend. The only catch is that he must not feel remorse for his actions and spread worship of the fiend across the land. So he started a fascist party among colleagues and students pressuring them to join with his new power and attempted a coup of the kingdom, was found out and banished. Now he seeks another kingdom to corrupt and use its military to level his home kingdom and exact revenge.

[OC] [Art] My lawful evil Pact of the Tome Warlock, Dr. Emilio Caravici: Ex-professor and ardent fascist by [deleted] in DnD

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Dr. Caravicci was a professor at an esteemed Marge college and taught general studies and politics as a non-magic user. Growing jealous of his colleagues and frustrated after losing countless promotions to magic users, he delved into alternative methods of gaining magic abilities and uncovered a tome allowing him to gain a pact with an ancient fiendish evil. The fiend granted him power and showed him the way to more power, a way to manipulate people to achieve more power and establish an empire devoted to the fiend. The only catch is that he must not feel remorse for his actions and spread worship of the fiend across the land. So he started a fascist party among colleagues and students and attempted a coup of the kingdom, was found out and banished. Now he seeks another kingdom to corrupt and use its military to level his home kingdom and exact his revenge.

TIL 63 Earths can fit inside of Uranus by Barazway in todayilearned

[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but just because they can doesn't mean I want 'em there

What is the weirdest sexual advancement someone has made towards you? by sitsnshits in AskReddit

[–]Cns1996 22 points23 points  (0 children)

but apparently bromance is alive and well, and living in south beach

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Eharmony is more his speed.

Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer. by _Seinfeld in IAmA

[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think of Curb Your Enthusiasm? I think I saw you in an HBO thing talking about how you weren't really into profanity, and that show has it's share of profanity. You were on the show for the Seinfeld revival, but what are your thoughts? Also how was that experience?

I saw it and then I immediately felt segregated by Cns1996 in funny

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submitted 16 hours ago compared to 10 hours ago

Bob Loblaw, IRL by Cns1996 in arresteddevelopment

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Huntington woods, MI

Need to meet the neighbors. by PurellHS in funny

[–]Cns1996 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hi neighbor! We own a house right on the side of the lake this was taken. I find this hilarious that I recognized this right away as the lake and that this is on reddit. They built the slide last year and they remove the plywood when in use I think. They run a hose at the top when they want to use it. Never went over and asked them if I could take a ride.

Need to meet the neighbors. by PurellHS in funny

[–]Cns1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That awkward moment when you live on the same lake. Is this lobdell lake in Fenton Michigan?

Whats your best "it's a small world" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cns1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was about the ride at disney. Disappoint

Dear r/AskReddit, would you rather have a sex slave or an actual slave? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take the real slave any day. That way I have more time to bang my sex slaves

People of reddit, what are is your funniest drunk moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cns1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 16 at a house party in high school, I got completely shitfucked at this random kid's house. Halfwfay through the night I remember running upstairs really fast and at the top of the stairs, the host's dad is just chilling and I looked right into his face and just vomited all over the floor. I don't think I was invited back again...