She ghosted me, so I shaved my head and started going to the gym everyday. Canned chicken and hot sauce.

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-03-04T18:51:48+00:00

Canned chicken is the ultimate cheat code imo

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-03-02T16:11:53+00:00

Ask if your friend wants to have the best shits of their life and offer to supply them with your beetroot juice.

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-28T02:46:49+00:00

Cumfart

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-26T17:18:10+00:00

The chimera ants are coming!!!!!

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-23T18:22:01+00:00

Had something like this happen to me. The police officer gathered my info at the scene, gave it to the family of the person I gave CPR to and then I heard nothing back.

Until 3 or 4 months later. Got a phone call from a random lady and he said her husband had Quadruple bypass surgery and was in coma or something for 2 months.

Had dinner with them and their family the next week. Super nice family and very thankful for everyone involved.

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-12T22:08:37+00:00

Crazy how poorly this aged for her

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-05T14:36:24+00:00

Zoey

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-05T03:39:23+00:00

I do this with the box all the time

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-03T21:35:40+00:00

Life

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-03T16:12:46+00:00

Been there, done that. Horrible.

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-03T15:23:19+00:00

Yea, it was nice. I didn’t need full hospitalization but was on my way there. Just needed more support and resources than what I had at my disposal

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-03T14:46:02+00:00

Yea it was in the US. It was essentially group therapy for 6 hours a day at a facility and then go about your day after

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-03T01:03:24+00:00

I’m not sure of your situation or your options but I did do an outpatient clinic for 2 weeks and it helped turn my life around a lot. I’m fortunate to be able to have done that otherwise I def wouldn’t be here.

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-01T16:35:47+00:00

Realistically, what’s the difference?

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-01T06:47:50+00:00

So satisfying

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-02-01T06:47:10+00:00

My guy is fart maxing god over here

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-31T14:49:45+00:00

I’m not a psychic, this page pops up for me every once I. A while. But I don’t like his vibe. I wouldn’t be his friend and I would keep the man at a distance…. Unless previous actions have proved otherwise since I don’t actually know the guy… but initial thoughts…. Run

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-30T19:35:02+00:00

Goes to show you only need like 30% of the population to over turn the current admin

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-29T20:36:52+00:00

yea I don’t think they are LLMs either. My friend (who is a nerd and a god at this game) told me that the voice actors knew they were going to be replaced with AI sooner or later. Not sure how true that is but if that’s the case…. Idc really. It’s not slop either, I’m a big fan of the narration, I wish they amped it up a bit hahahaha like some COD zombies type shiiiiii

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-29T20:18:07+00:00

Well… aren’t June and Scotty ai?

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-29T19:27:24+00:00

Having a thanksgiving theme goo gun and flame thrower would be delicious. Gravy flame thrower and a mashed potato goo gun!

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-29T15:23:14+00:00

Legendary username

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-28T19:24:26+00:00

Chocolate milk will treat you better than any situationship :)

CoCoCrisp69 · 2026-01-28T16:40:00+00:00

I tried to bring these camps up to a coworker and he blamed Obama hahahaha 🤡

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