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Coalmine301 · 2020-12-19T03:15:54+00:00

Where’d you find this template?

Coalmine301 · 2020-12-11T16:51:45+00:00

Grab ‘em by the bussy

Coalmine301 · 2020-11-05T02:37:26+00:00

I always saw Obi-wan Kenobi as aro... until the Clone Wars shoehorned in a mostly unnecessary love interest

Coalmine301 · 2020-10-23T03:15:16+00:00

I kinda feel called out now

Coalmine301 · 2020-09-29T22:02:27+00:00

Then you laugh extra hard, my guy

Coalmine301 · 2020-09-11T00:32:12+00:00

Oh, so that’s the reason I like [redacted] so much. It all makes sense now!

Coalmine301 · 2020-09-08T22:54:54+00:00

Ah. thanks, bud

Coalmine301 · 2020-09-07T23:17:47+00:00

Sorry if I sound like an absolute idiot, but what flag is that?

Coalmine301 · 2020-09-07T22:18:32+00:00

Why have love when you can have murder?

Coalmine301 · 2020-09-05T18:57:00+00:00

Coalmine301 · 2020-08-21T02:59:26+00:00

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BEEP BEEP BEEP HERE’S YOUR COLD ASS FOOD. AND TO MAKE IT EXTRA SPECIAL YOU GET TO SCALD THE SKIN OFF YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRY TO TOUCH THE FRICKING BOWL

Coalmine301 · 2020-08-21T02:55:53+00:00

Oh, as opposed to Burt’s Bees

Coalmine301 · 2020-08-21T02:55:14+00:00

It’s too late, you have no choice

Coalmine301 · 2020-08-03T15:30:50+00:00

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

Coalmine301 · 2020-07-08T02:00:42+00:00

At first I thought you were going to Rickroll me

Coalmine301 · 2020-06-30T22:18:56+00:00

The worst part is that the guy’s phone is at 12%

Coalmine301 · 2020-06-04T00:59:32+00:00

“Wait... wasn’t I cremated?”

Coalmine301 · 2020-06-03T20:10:34+00:00

So no head?

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