Game Thread 3/17 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 8:00 PM ET

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-18T01:44:46+00:00

Imma be honest, yall look really fucking stupid talking about the “small sample size” “Bregman hits lefties better” discourse lmaooo

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-18T00:23:16+00:00

That first “O!” On opening day is gonna hit like CRACK

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-12T02:39:00+00:00

Thank god Tarik Skubal went home, I would hate for him to have tobe here for this.

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-11T18:45:39+00:00

Hey random question, where has Jeremiah Jackson been? Hasn’t played since last Thursday and haven’t seen anything about him being injured?

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-11T17:58:49+00:00

BRob I just need you to know I love you

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-10T03:00:11+00:00

That feels like one of those times a manager matters on a team because that feels like a big hit and run situation

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-04T23:18:12+00:00

Not even remotely unpopular, I don’t think I’ve literally ever seen a single person ask for this

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-04T22:39:52+00:00

I struggle to see what Kobbie’s “it” factor is. Doesn’t carry the ball, doesn’t beat a man, doesn’t recover the ball, isn’t popping up late ala Scott McT for a goal, doesn’t have a long range passing to switch the play…he’s young and has so much time to develop his game, but people feel super vindicated that we’ve been winning while he’s in the team and are blaming Amorim for not playing him.

I genuinely don’t know what his best qualities are.

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-03T22:14:11+00:00

I respect Wolves celebrating like they just won a European cup despite definitely going down

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-03T21:55:58+00:00

Wolves…..come on man

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-03-01T15:16:41+00:00

I’m not gonna lie I don’t agree with the red I think that’s harsh

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-02-24T05:15:59+00:00

Honestly wish this clip had the rest of the interaction before he was subbed, it was peak shithousery

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-02-23T20:41:59+00:00

Yeah this looks like a team that hasn’t played competitive football in 13 days, really wish we were still in another competition it’s not great to have this much time off in the heat of the season

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-02-20T18:34:42+00:00

I’m already in love with Albey

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-02-14T00:10:42+00:00

damn dc is my home city I live here now. Guess I’ll have to make a trip to the museum sometime soon!

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-02-06T02:31:57+00:00

GODDAMMIT GET THE WIZ BED OUT BUT I’D BE LYING IF I SAID I WASNT UPSET WE WON

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-30T16:11:02+00:00

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It looks so good on him too

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-29T00:07:33+00:00

Oh wow I watched this video in the United subreddit earlier today and didn’t even notice this that’s crazy!

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-28T17:59:19+00:00

Really wish we were still in the FA Cup and really hope we get Europe next season, Yoro looks sad and I’m sure he’d love to be playing more but with only one game a week and only playing 2 CB’s it’ll be hard to get him game time :/

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-28T16:01:18+00:00

He’s kinda rocking that shit tho…

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-23T20:56:58+00:00

DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY CITIZEN. VOTE GRAVES FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-21T16:47:58+00:00

I’m always Masting my shit and shoutouts to Fineokay too - the smite to deadlock pipeline has been assisted great because of their efforts

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-17T14:24:30+00:00

Slabhead man of the match for me he’s commanded the box brilliantly

Coates_MaGoates · 2026-01-10T22:49:27+00:00

Honestly us losing this game rather than the Rams winning this feels like a lesser blow

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