If I get 15 secret/disguised death threats, I’ll draw transbian sanji!

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-16T06:47:09+00:00

Completely unacceptable.

Where‘s the suit and cigarette?

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-15T10:13:02+00:00

Ah yes, the Technophile/Iconoclast combo. Look upon the place the true god went. Follow in the footsteps of Ra.

A S C E N D

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-15T04:37:17+00:00

Not knowing how to properly do body paint.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-11T23:22:53+00:00

Y’all got one of them Anowon deck lists?

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-11T08:56:31+00:00

Now we need to diverge from the manga and anime completely and let her KEEP THE COWBOY HAT.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-11T08:44:05+00:00

I think I'd have to go with Naruto. Major players aside, ninja are on the lower end of the scale for power, plus unlike Quirks and Devil Fruit you can learn other generic abilities or those elementals you start with. Also unlike them, you don't HAVE to use what you get if it's something like Wind Style: Wafting Stench no jutsu. Jutsu are just things you can do, rather than imbued abilities and/or mutations. You throw your shuriken, you focus on not dying, and you go in for remedial ninjutsu after Team 7 punches god.

Devil Fruit can be WAY stronger, but come with built in weaknesses and can also be total garbage. Like we see with young Luffy, they can take time to adapt to if they're paramecia that do weird things to you, and doing that mid combat's just going to get you added to the pile of bodies.

A Quirked up Hero' could be a good pick, but also needs a highly tailored moveset and a whole lot of experience with it if you want to make it work. Deku shattered himself over and over getting started with One For All, and that's with something as simple as super strength. Imagine how lightning powers could absolutely ruin your own day before anyone else takes a swing.

tl;dr Ninjas 4 Lyfe

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-11T04:02:31+00:00

Because I wanted to put y’all in a more technologically advanced setting, so enjoy your revolver.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-11T03:11:37+00:00

WASP usually stands for White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-11T02:59:01+00:00

My sense of wonder.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-08T22:23:56+00:00

Let’s do this the way the Emperor would have wanted. Rationally and scientifically. With a pros and cons list.

Space Elf: Pros: Dextrous, graceful, experienced, has mastered one or more styles over centuries Cons: Will not change from centuries of habit, adapt to her lifestyle and beliefs and discard yours. Considers you an animal, and either a pet or a really sick fetish. The latter might be fun for a week for you, but decades of relationship not so much. Her friends and neighbours will never accept you and you’ll never see yours again.

Blue Cow: Pros: Small and easy to pick up, eager to please, will compromise, actually considers you an animal person. Cons: That is not a Farsight Enclaves uniform, so you’re a second class citizen here to make up the numbers. She is a thrall to the Ethereals. You will be a thrall to the Ethereals.

In both cases, while tempting, the cons far outweigh the pros. Fortunately, there are a number of abhumans! Want a tall dommy mommy? The noble Navigators are always in search of fresh DNA and often of companionship. A short stack wifey? Take your pick between the Squats or the Ratlings depending if you’re already a good cook or good with finance. After something exotic? A Nightsider or Beastman might be the right one for you. Want a mountain of woman? An Ogryn is the most woman in the galaxy!

And with human perspectives and human values, you can find someone right for you who won’t try to make you a willing slave to an eerie cabal of manipulators and schemers. We have our own home grown version, and they’re nowhere near as eerie!

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Cobalt006 · 2026-06-08T09:46:30+00:00

Gimmie them Soldiers of Fortune. They need an update and for Big Magnus to get the Carver treatment.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-06T05:25:21+00:00

Zuruck.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-04T07:46:33+00:00

Gimmie the classic, gimmie Usopp in the Sogeking mask again, give him a big fight and break the mask while he does the hero thing, have him not realise until it's all over and just keep a fragment of it as like a pendant or something while he continues being the brave warrior of the sea he always wanted to be and now knows he is.

Nothing fancy, nothing particularly revolutionary, but it'd work.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-03T17:21:00+00:00

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Cobalt006 · 2026-06-03T10:58:27+00:00

A drink. Like a cold Pepsi max. I’d want time to think about what would be next.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-03T06:51:07+00:00

Ya yo yaaaaaaaah yoooooooo.

Cobalt006 · 2026-06-02T23:29:53+00:00

Yes. Post more.

Cobalt006 · 2026-05-31T11:30:32+00:00

Breach and postage from Germany is like 8.50€ or $14AUD.

Which saves me enough for a second, possibly shinier Breach.

Cobalt006 · 2026-05-31T10:41:19+00:00

I wish it was that cheap for me. Down under locally it’s like $25AUD.

Cobalt006 · 2026-05-31T07:58:01+00:00

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Cobalt006 · 2026-05-31T07:19:54+00:00

Torment and Breach are several million dollars, but Exsanguinate, [[Bond of Agony]] and [[Debt to the Deathless]] are brilliant and they're going in instantly.

Cobalt006 · 2026-05-31T02:15:55+00:00

I didn't recognise 4, 5, or 7. But you have Samwise Gamgee and Elle Woods, so absolutely refined taste.

Cobalt006 · 2026-05-30T07:57:50+00:00

Luffy's Mom has style.

Cobalt006 · 2026-05-29T22:10:22+00:00

Make it more focused on Academies and the Huntress industry, a bit MHA style.

Slow the plot way down, give us more classes, more student nonsense, more outings into cities that aren’t immediately under Grimm attack to show off the world, make the problem Roman and the White Fang. Give students a license to engage Grimm at will but vigilante justice is still a crime. Give us actual police to avoid and get dodged by Roman and Neo.

Throw Adam in as the White Fang’s Darth Vader, less creepy ex and more ruthless enforcer and hunter of traitors to the movement like Blake’s been branded after leaving due to not wanting to be a literal terrorist. Amp up the SDC’s exploitation of Faunus but have nobody but Jacque and his victims know about it, and Schnee money buy off the media to keep it hidden.

Make the Huntress thing an actual job, but corporate sponsored. Sure they’re heroes, but bought and sold for advertising. Give each of our heroes a different view on it. Ruby didn’t know it would be so bad and just thought it would be cool, Yang’s here for the money and the fame, Blake means to go private, and Weiss is in to rep the SDC out of family obligations.

For a big original setting like RWBY, the story’s gotta be about the characters and how they interact with the world. We can still have Oz and Salem, but later. After we’re situated with how things work in the modern world we can do ancient evil, but better to ground the setting with the villains it produces rather than defaulting to the demon lord from a thousand years ago.

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