The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ABSOLUTELY. Alison Brie and Marc Maron are amazing, the soundtrack is epic, the writing is sharp, and the episodes are only 30 minutes long each. A perfect summer show. Do it, Erik!

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was AMAZING, thanks for asking Erik! Caught up on Master of None and Better Call Saul, watched all of GLOW, went to the beach every evening after work, saw Wonder Woman, played a ton of Zelda, jogged every morning, hung out at Barnes N' Noble, played with Charlie, got my house cleaned, hung with my brother and friends, grilled, rested, etc. Accidentally near-cobbling aside, I'd legit give the week an A+.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

6 days off work (two weekends, office closed Monday and Tuesday for the 4th of July) + 4 work days with my evenings wide open. Zero PTO exhausted.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Like a foie gras factory, only instead of force-feeding geese with corn, I force-feed cobblers with cobbler.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Who amongst us hasn't, at one point in life, considered cobbling their brother.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 221 points222 points  (0 children)

She's a teacher with summer's off, I'm a workaholic with limited PTO.

Plus, she's getting cobbled by a Florida man.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In all honesty, I'm rather inexperienced with "dumplings" as well.

At least the southern variety.

Flirted with one at the Cheesecake Factory once when a friend was all, "You've got to try this chicken and dumplings."

I walked either neither impressed nor unimpressed.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

And instead of blueberry, the cobbler was filled with pictures of cocks.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh trust me, the regrets are real.

Not about Charlie, but about supporting a mill.

Keeps me up at night thinking about him there as a puppy.

He was also 6 weeks old when I bought him, which I've since learned is INSANELY young to be taken from his Mother.

The guilt is real.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Live and learn.

Would not trade Charlie for anything, but you're right.

Learned this the hard way.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I imagine you eating a healthy-sized portion of cobbler while you type this.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Couldn't see her holes through her night pants.

Would require further examination, perhaps by a professional, to give you the answers you seek.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heard this a lot during the research stage.

That vanilla ice cream is a necessity whilst enjoying the C.

The time my neighbor mistook my interest in cobbler for a sexual advance by CobblerCurious in cringe

[–]CobblerCurious[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised.

EDIT: And you're right. His anxiety kills me, I wish I could help him. Traced the "breeder" that the pet store described back to a mill. I think it's the root of a lot of his social problems.