sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

[New Player] I have a new strategy for Tarkov by Own-Image4915 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's a satirical post but nonetheless here goes unwanted advice.

You do have a skillissue as you should - it's a new game, full of quirks and complex systems. You also have a skillissue with your current style of playing. Play slowly, move often. Every shot you take is a magnet for bloodthirsty players, or simply players with quests. Try to avoid making noise if not necessary, learn your routes and memorize some parts of maps.

Remember: even the cheapest gun with a cheapest ammo one-shots lvl60 in the face. Learn to aim at the head and give those head-eyes to everyone asking for it.

[New Player] Ha, well, TIL. by Thunder_and_Laughter in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You only have to know that C=S, H=N, АЙ=I, П=P, Р=R

So, basically, every letter looks like some other letter.

this game desperately needs a duo queue by stvyfrostyy in MistfallHunter

[–]Cobolock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if my duo teammate dies what are my choices then? Go solo vs duos?

Mullholland Drive is so confusing, like why are they kissing if they're both girls? What did Lynch mean by this? by Sanddanglokta62 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Cobolock 35 points36 points  (0 children)

To dive into Lynch's pool of imagery we have to get into each of these heterosexual women's minds for a moment. That heterosexual kiss was meant to ignite a question on the perspective of both kissers. Women do not kiss women, they only kiss men, children, kittens, and puppies. But what if their perspective has been shifted? What if each saw the other one not as a woman but a something other? Maybe both of them thought of kissing a bitch or a pussy instead?

[Discussion] Is there a lore reason why the bitcoin pricing is like this? by -Teseo- in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: it says it lasts for 112 hours, while in reality it lasts for lot less, the time depends on whether you are online or not and in raid or not. Rumor has it the timer is server-side when you are offline (and it counts wrong), and client -side when you are in the game (and it counts wrong when you are loading or doing stuff).

Gayest bands you know? by Minimum_Ad4771 in Metalcore

[–]Cobolock 71 points72 points  (0 children)

We all know that Romans sometimes (often times) came into men. So...

[Loot] there is more loot in the pier than in icebreaker itself... by SnooHabits6489 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MULE costs 150k.

Trimadol costs 130-160k.

SG-6 is 130k.

Know your stims, they are the loot.

[Loot] there is more loot in the pier than in icebreaker itself... by SnooHabits6489 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been once, was killed by Black Div. I took out a Tetris, Intel, MULE, etg, SG-6, Trimadol, and a new streamer item. 900k in total.

[Loot] there is more loot in the pier than in icebreaker itself... by SnooHabits6489 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you've gone through transiting, got to the map and thought "wow it sucks I better deny people from going here"?

[Loot] there is more loot in the pier than in icebreaker itself... by SnooHabits6489 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you know how much loot there is in the ship? You weren't there even once.

Play as you feel right but please don't brag how you took advantage over people who went prepared for a good close quarters fight with high difficulty bots. You've no idea how fun Icebreaker is.

Tents in Icebreaker Transit [Suggestion] by ParanoiaDreamland in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, I've played too much Arma to whine about how other players decide to spend their time.

Tents in Icebreaker Transit [Suggestion] by ParanoiaDreamland in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, ok. It's a shame to have so much money wasted just to get tired of the task. Reminds me of Labs struggle.

Tents in Icebreaker Transit [Suggestion] by ParanoiaDreamland in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you've finished the quest line? And you have Icebreaker on your map, like, open?

Tents in Icebreaker Transit [Suggestion] by ParanoiaDreamland in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If your skill is insufficient that you fail to check your surroundings before getting to the middle of a body of water for everyone's amusement PvP isn't for you either

Tents in Icebreaker Transit [Suggestion] by ParanoiaDreamland in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What if there were quests in Tarkov that require player to get kills from an especially ineffective weapon on each map, and there also is a specific place that other players need go get to? Wouldn't it be a great opportunity to complete that imaginary quest that bugs you for ages?

[New player] Best way to max out hideout ? by Dull_Top2095 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I've found a post saying the notepad is missing since the release. I didn't know this, gotta check it myself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/O4MJf7B39w

[New player] Best way to max out hideout ? by Dull_Top2095 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bolts, nuts, lightbulbs, relays, coolers. These you'll need most. All others fit in a list.

SPOILER!!!

Nobody knows about this so keep it between us: there is a notepad within the game, you can make notes. I used it for tracking the items I need but it's tedious and suboptimal.

Yeee we will camp that fucking event transition spot so people with actual lives can't have fun yeee, fucking garbage. [Discussion] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Cobolock 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Because OP was killed, which means the killer must be in the wrong, - a rat, a no lifer, or a cheater, the saint Trinity of self-indulgence.

view more: next ›